Jebediah Kerman For President?

[Jon144]

I am not trying to bring up any serious political discussion with this...

But I just had to bring this up after seeing this campaign poster:

What do you think things would be like if Jebediah Kerman was president?

"What would you do if you were elected for president Mr. Kerman?"

"MOAAAR BOOOSTARS!"

[Stubby]

"We need to strap more boosters on the economy."

[CRITAWAKETS]

Quick,Get the obelisks of light on! We need to act for a better world without jeb killing us with boosters and corrupt space agencies!

Edited June 19, 2015 by CRITAWAKETS
Image representing the clan trying to desert jeb.

[mikegarrison]

Problem is, he would be just as excited and happy if the economy were crashing as he would be if it were taking off.

[Green Baron]

lol

Exactly, with his "What ? Me worry ??" attitude Jeb (Kerman) would be in best company ...

oops, back to game

k

Edited June 19, 2015 by kemde

[AbacusWizard]

I'm sick of all these career pilot-icians running Krashington D.C. into the ground. We need more ordinary kerbals from ordinary careers, like scientist or engineer.

[Hobbes Novakoff]

I'm sick of all these career pilot-icians running Krashington D.C. into the ground. We need more ordinary kerbals from ordinary careers, like scientist or engineer.

Agreed. The partisan wars over the snack bar between the Demokrats and Republikans have gone too far.

[annallia]

Well, at least NASA would get a good sized boost in funding?

[peachoftree]

He would cancel the SLS and order a bigger rocket with even less potential missions.

[Dres]

Well, at least NASA would get a good sized boost in funding?

Possibly, but he would likely replace the entire staff with one competent employee, the rest being a combination of sheep and leafy green plants, to ensure every rocket explodes in the most spectacular way, while also having atleast one way to save Jeb, so he can be a BadS.

(The KSP KSC staff seems this way )

[windows_x_seven]

"I'll boost the Kerbal Economy"

1 election later

"KNN News - The KSC has just ordered 13.599.840.256 solid rocket boosters, their purpose is unknown to the public"

[G'th]

He would cancel the SLS and order a bigger rocket with even less potential missions.

Space is the mission.

[Thomas988]

Maybe we'd actually have science in our curriculum! *snicker*

[Goddess Bhavani]

Possibly, but he would likely replace the entire staff with one competent employee, the rest being a combination of sheep and leafy green plants, to ensure every rocket explodes in the most spectacular way, while also having atleast one way to save Jeb, so he can be a BadS.

(The KSP KSC staff seems this way )

My girlfriend addresses herself as a sheep (to be precise, a Hungarian sheep with the awesome spiral pasta horns) and makes sheep noises in daily comunication.

Also more explosions make for good theater.

Therefore I endorse Jeb Kerman for President

lol

[windows_x_seven]

My girlfriend addresses herself as a sheep and makes sheep noises in daily comunication.

what the f- is this

WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!

[StrandedonEarth]

Space is the mission.

As far into it as he can go!

[Triop]

I vote for Kermit the Kerbal.

[Fenris]

My girlfriend addresses herself as a sheep (to be precise, a Hungarian sheep with the awesome spiral pasta horns) and makes sheep noises in daily comunication.

That's one of the oddest things I've read in a long time.

[Geschosskopf]

At only 50% stupidity, Jeb is WAY too smart to be a politician. You need at least 70% stupidity to run for public office and about 90% stupidity to have a good chance of winning.

[Naten]

Don't you dare associate Bush with our Lord and Savior Jebediah Kerman. You shall be stoned to death publicly for insulting our Prophet in such a way!

[FleshJeb]

Candidate Jeb:

Do you support my right to inhale rocket fumes?

Do believe that Attack Helicopters should be allowed to get married?

Will your administration discriminate against MechJeb users?

[annallia]

Possibly, but he would likely replace the entire staff with one competent employee, the rest being a combination of sheep and leafy green plants, to ensure every rocket explodes in the most spectacular way, while also having atleast one way to save Jeb, so he can be a BadS.

(The KSP KSC staff seems this way )

And I am strangely ok with that...

[Voidryder]

My girlfriend addresses herself as a sheep (to be precise, a Hungarian sheep with the awesome spiral pasta horns) and makes sheep noises in daily comunication.

There are somethings that I think should not be shared on the internet...unless it is on a Spiral Pasta Horned Hungarian Sheep website. Then by all means.

[Goddess Bhavani]

That's one of the oddest things I've read in a long time.

What, no one likes baaaaa-d jokes? She's just a fan of Aardman animations (including Shaun the Sheep). Considering the mental state I found her in originally; serious mental illness stuff that wool-ed be fatal in professional and social adult life, which I cured through therapy and own expense, this tendency to adopt a fleecy personality to am-ewe-se persons in our families when watching certain DVD programmes is really completely harmless.

Also, I am a very catty person. Meow :3

Candidate Jeb:

Do you support my right to inhale rocket fumes?

Do believe that Attack Helicopters should be allowed to get married?

Will your administration discriminate against MechJeb users?

I didn't know attack aircraft had marriage rights. How about heavy bombers, and cargo haulers? Do they have marriage rights too or are privileges of sacred unity reserved only for armed aircraft? We all know the fighter community despises the 'trash haulers', but I hope the new administration will be less discriminating against hard-working cargo planes

Edited June 20, 2015 by pandoras kitten

[CG_Kerbin]

He would really sky rocket the economy *b dum Tish* no one report me for this terrible pun!