Jebediah Kerman For President?

[Xannari Ferrows]

Suddenly the economy becomes BadS. NASA is no longer short on funding, and we all go back to living as Dolphins.

[Windspren]

Other candidates interviews:

[POLITICALPARTY1] has caused many problems for [COUNTRY]. They caused these problems by creating [GOVERMENTPROGRAM1]. We, the [POLITICALPARTY2] will fix these problems by starting [GOVERMENTPROGRAM2]

Jeb's interview:

MOAR BOOSTERS!!!!!

[Dres]

Jeb would bring about world peace for everyone, mainly because all other countries would be terrified that he would launch a Whackjob rocket at them

[wossname]

At least under Jeb we would see fewer unmanned [REDACTED] patrolling the [REDACTED] since Jeb would want to drive them himself. Furthermore, most personnel with clearance for [REDACTED] might [REDACTED] but only if [REDACTED], and high pressure grease [REDACTED] good grief that is totally [REDACTED] and a torque wrench. Presumably the [REDACTED] would be discouraged from [REDACTED] unless given express written permission from [REDACTED]. In such a situation the only response is to deploy the aforementioned [REDACTED].

[TrainEngie]

JEB KERMAN FOR US PRESIDENT 2016 Either all of the US weapons and nukes are turned into RT-10 SRBs and LV-N engines, or the military gets no budget and NASA gets all of the US military spending.

On the KRON 4 news channel in SF, there's a reporter named Dan Kerman. I NEED TO GO UP TO HIM AND GIVE HIM SOME KERBALS.

[Jansn]

LOL, this thread made my day.

K-Day was in Normady, wasnt it?

[Choctofliatrio]

President Jebediah Kerman was last seen ordering all American airports to shut down. When asked why he made this decision, he claimed "because they're updating the aerodynamic physics model soon!!!"

When asked who would update the atmosphere, he just screamed and ran into the oval office. The sounds of things being lit on fire could be heard behind the locked door.

[Ozzallos]

Moderator: [I]"Of the issues facing us today, candidate Jeb, none seems more pressing than the violence in the Middle East. What is your solution to keep the world from tearing itself apart?"[/I]

Candidate Jebediah Kerman: [i]"More struts."[/i]

[HyperbolicKerbonaut]

A Kerbal election would look nothing like an American election for the following reasons:

We already know the Kerbals have effectively closed the borders to ALL OTHER LIVING SPECIES and there's no way they're letting those stupid, dirty, murdering, r4pist lemmings back in. So there goes the immigrant debate.

Kerbals don't have guns (unless mods).

Kerbals are all green, so no race politics.

Although they do have gender, which means Val is running against Jeb. (Incidentally, Jeb changed his campaign slogan to Jeb! after the Val supporters complained that his initial slogan "Feel the Jeb" was inappropriate.

Kerbals don't need healthcare because they're all going down in a blaze of glory anyway.

Kerbals don't have an economy because the budget is 70% Space and 30% Snacks, and also because they're all going down etc.

Kerbals don't have a religious demographic to pander to because, let's face it, they're scientists.

They also don't have a Wall Street to pander to because the only street is a runway.

But it will be like an American election in one respect: we're all going down in a blaze of glory. Edited November 17, 2015 by HyperbolicKerbonaut

[Norpo]

Jebediah Kerman will usher in a new era for Kerbin by setting up Ore drilling landers, and recovering them right next to the KSC, re-launching them, and doing it all over again, thus producing[I] infinite funds. [/I]Ore drills and processing use power, but when we have Super Kerbal Solar Panel Tech[SIZE=1]tm[/SIZE], that doesn't matter!

[Robotengineer]

[I]"I will veto all realism updates." [/I] — Candidate Jeb.

[Spaceception]

On 6/19/2015, 8:38:07, Geschosskopf said:

At only 50% stupidity, Jeb is WAY too smart to be a politician. You need at least 70% stupidity to run for public office and about 90% stupidity to have a good chance of winning.

You're SO right. Sadly.

[Windspren]

21 minutes ago, Spaceception said:

You're SO right. Sadly.

Seems more like 110% to me...

[cubinator]

On 11/16/2015, 8:05:40, Jansn said:

LOL, this thread made my day.

Same. 

[CelticCossack51]

"To save our economy, I promise to abolish the SSTV Signal Conservation Act to save our hard earned money from rescuing Kerbals and use them as workers."

"But Jeb, that underground SSTV signal is important to our glorious history!"

"Do you want me to enable BDarmory, Bill?!"