Geschosskopf Posted June 4, 2016 Share Posted June 4, 2016 1 hour ago, Kuzzter said: I do have an explanation for why Wernher only has a mustache--just haven't gotten to it yet. Ah, OK. Alright, his hair fell out due to chemotherapy from the cancer he got playing with radiation? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Dilsby Posted June 4, 2016 Author Share Posted June 4, 2016 Just now, Geschosskopf said: Ah, OK. Alright, his hair fell out due to chemotherapy from the cancer he got playing with radiation? If I were still living, I could tell you whether you're right or not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dman979 Posted June 4, 2016 Share Posted June 4, 2016 (edited) 4 minutes ago, Kuzzter said: If I were still living, I could tell you whether you're right or not. You can still speculate, like the rest of us. And, come on. You have to be a bit happy that you can throw us some false scents! Edited June 4, 2016 by Dman979 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jim Posted June 4, 2016 Share Posted June 4, 2016 26 minutes ago, Kuzzter said: If I were still living, I could tell you whether you're right or not. I have a Ouija board... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RocketSquid Posted June 4, 2016 Share Posted June 4, 2016 Aw, crud. Dman killed Kuzzter. Now he can't finish the story. Whelp, I guess we're done here. Everybody pack up your posts. Unless... Hold on, I found my old "Junior Necromancer's chemistry set" and the keys to my cybernetics lab. This means... Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to make the world's first bionic fanfiction author. Kuzzter will be that author. Hopefully at least as good as he was before. Equally good... stronger by a very mild amount... probably a bit faster if less coordinated. Also, this stuff is really, really expensive. I'll need to go get another contract to build death rays for the military. Of course, death rays are totally fake. But they don't know that, so I'm not complaining. Mad science has surprisingly small profit margins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deddly Posted June 4, 2016 Share Posted June 4, 2016 7 hours ago, Kuzzter said: ...Wernher is getting agonized offscreen--that's his assistant/intern/whatever watching in horror, same Kerbulan you see with the clipboard next to the LV-N, and with the radioactive sample in his face that Wernher is holding with the tongs. ... Gees, people! First page, second panel! Two kerbulans visible, one has a full Evil Spock beard, the other is Wernher! Don't you know that if someone is wearing a lab suit and holding a clipboard it can only be one person? Don't worry Kuzzter, some of us did get that there is more than one scientist working in the lab As for why he doesn't have a beard... surely only evil people have beards? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willbl3pic Posted June 4, 2016 Share Posted June 4, 2016 12 hours ago, Kuzzter said: Gees, people! First page, second panel! Two kerbulans visible, one has a full Evil Spock beard, the other is Wernher! Sorry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jim Posted June 4, 2016 Share Posted June 4, 2016 11 hours ago, RocketSquid said: Aw, crud. Dman killed Kuzzter. Now he can't finish the story. Whelp, I guess we're done here. Everybody pack up your posts. Unless... Hold on, I found my old "Junior Necromancer's chemistry set" and the keys to my cybernetics lab. This means... Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to make the world's first bionic fanfiction author. Kuzzter will be that author. Hopefully at least as good as he was before. Equally good... stronger by a very mild amount... probably a bit faster if less coordinated. Also, this stuff is really, really expensive. I'll need to go get another contract to build death rays for the military. Of course, death rays are totally fake. But they don't know that, so I'm not complaining. Mad science has surprisingly small profit margins. Can I have his brain?? I want to put in a pod and make a Kuzzberry Kerman!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RocketSquid Posted June 4, 2016 Share Posted June 4, 2016 20 minutes ago, Just Jim said: Can I have his brain?? I want to put in a pod and make a Kuzzberry Kerman!!! I still need the brain for the cybernetic body. On the other hand, we could make the head independently functioning and mobile... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jim Posted June 4, 2016 Share Posted June 4, 2016 2 minutes ago, RocketSquid said: I still need the brain for the cybernetic body. On the other hand, we could make the head independently functioning and mobile... Add a small docking port in the neck area.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RocketSquid Posted June 4, 2016 Share Posted June 4, 2016 Just now, Just Jim said: Add a small docking port in the neck area.... Even the junior is too large. Good thing I have some spare KAS ports lying around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geschosskopf Posted June 4, 2016 Share Posted June 4, 2016 11 hours ago, RocketSquid said: Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to make the world's first bionic fanfiction author. Kuzzter will be that author. Hopefully at least as good as he was before. Equally good... stronger by a very mild amount... probably a bit faster if less coordinated. The Boffins of the Travelling Circus offer their support and are busily sharpening their knives in eager anticipation. They have vast experience in disassembling Kerbals down to the cellular level and putting them back together again, and are still miffed that this procedure is no longer SOP for all returning astronauts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jim Posted June 4, 2016 Share Posted June 4, 2016 5 minutes ago, Geschosskopf said: The Boffins of the Travelling Circus offer their support and are busily sharpening their knives in eager anticipation. They have vast experience in disassembling Kerbals down to the cellular level and putting them back together again, and are still miffed that this procedure is no longer SOP for all returning astronauts I'm out of likes? How can I already be out of likes? Oh well, this one gets a "like" in spirit.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zhetaan Posted June 4, 2016 Share Posted June 4, 2016 They wanted me to build them a bionic author ... so I took their blutonium and, in turn, gave them a shoddy android casing full of used pinball machine parts .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotius Posted June 4, 2016 Share Posted June 4, 2016 (edited) 5 hours ago, RocketSquid said: I still need the brain for the cybernetic body. On the other hand, we could make the head independently functioning and mobile... Uh...something like...this? Edited June 4, 2016 by Scotius Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Dilsby Posted June 4, 2016 Author Share Posted June 4, 2016 Ok, ok, one more page--anything to get us back on track from this Mechakuzzter foolishness! ...also thought it appropriate given today's wonderful Plan Kappa update Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jim Posted June 4, 2016 Share Posted June 4, 2016 (edited) Wait..... am I seeing what I think I'm seeing?????? Spoiler Looks suspiciously like a saucer...... Edited June 4, 2016 by Just Jim Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
insert_name Posted June 4, 2016 Share Posted June 4, 2016 7 hours ago, Geschosskopf said: The Boffins of the Travelling Circus offer their support and are busily sharpening their knives in eager anticipation. They have vast experience in disassembling Kerbals down to the cellular level and putting them back together again, and are still miffed that this procedure is no longer SOP for all returning astronauts Speaking of the boffins and circus, when will be hearing from them again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dman979 Posted June 4, 2016 Share Posted June 4, 2016 You'll be stone dead in a minute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RocketSquid Posted June 4, 2016 Share Posted June 4, 2016 37 minutes ago, Dman979 said: You'll be stone dead in a minute. Again? I just rebuilt him. If you keep killing the author I'm going to start making you pay for repairs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Dilsby Posted June 4, 2016 Author Share Posted June 4, 2016 6 minutes ago, RocketSquid said: Again? I just rebuilt him. If you keep killing the author I'm going to start making you pay for repairs. The way it works is this: I'm dead for any pages that have already been posted, but alive for all the future ones. It's kind of like an ever-moving Heisenberg's Kuzzter... except I can go back and change a page I've already posted at any time, so maybe I'm not completely dead after all. But anyway... you want to talk about this and not Bobak's awesome van Dyck? And my whatever-it-is-but-maybe-Jim-knows? Fine... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RocketSquid Posted June 4, 2016 Share Posted June 4, 2016 Just now, Kuzzter said: But anyway... you want to talk about this and not Bobak's awesome van Dyck? And my whatever-it-is-but-maybe-Jim-knows? Fine... Yeah, I must admit that Bobak Kerbulan looks absolutely awesome. The only thing better would be for him to stroke his chin when thinking. He's got the makings of a true evil genius. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angelo Kerman Posted June 5, 2016 Share Posted June 5, 2016 I'll all about that flying saucer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andem Posted June 5, 2016 Share Posted June 5, 2016 2 hours ago, Kuzzter said: The way it works is this: I'm dead for any pages that have already been posted, but alive for all the future ones. It's kind of like an ever-moving Heisenberg's Kuzzter... except I can go back and change a page I've already posted at any time, so maybe I'm not completely dead after all. But anyway... you want to talk about this and not Bobak's awesome van Dyck? And my whatever-it-is-but-maybe-Jim-knows? Fine... Hmm... I figured that it was a matter of Schrodinger's Kuzzter... So long as you don't post, You are dead for Dman and alive for everyone else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jim Posted June 5, 2016 Share Posted June 5, 2016 2 hours ago, Kuzzter said: But anyway... you want to talk about this and not Bobak's awesome van Dyck? I think it's a fairly close match.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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