Illuminati

[KAL 9000]

Rules:

-Show how the person who posted right before you is Illuminati!

-This is for fun, no actually accusing someone of being Illuminati

-No cyber bullying of any kind

-None of "The Big No-Nos"

-Have fun!

-If someone is being mean on this, contact a moderator

--Proves NaN is Illuminati--

[SpaceplaneAddict]

KAL 9000. KAL. KAL has three letters. Letters has two vowels and two t's. That's four. Four has four letters. Coincidence? I thought not. What else has four letters? That's right! Mars. Mars is a planet. Saturn is a planet. Saturn is a car brand. Brand has four consonants. Consonant has three vowels. 

 

KAL 9000 is Illuminati confirmed

[HoloYolo]

SpaceplaneAddict 

Add

Your rep is 237

Remove the 3 and add it to your name

Triangle-3 sides

Illuminati SpaceplaneAddict confirmed

[Xannari Ferrows]

HoloYolo

2 Ls and 4 Os

Os is Osmium, which has an atomic number of 76

76 divided by 2 for every L is 19

Nineteen is 8 characters

19+8=27

27 divided by the number of Ls and Os averaged is 9.

9 divided by the amount of additional electron specifications in Osmium's electron configuration is 3

It is 3 in the morning, and I am thinking way too hard about this [It's not actually 3. I am a dirty liar]

[Bill Phil]

Xannari Ferrows

There are 3 'r's in your name.

3 sides to a triangle.

Eyes on your avatar....

Illuminati confermid!

[problemecium]

This person's username sounds too much like "Illuminati Fellows" to be a coincidence o_°

[Bill Phil]

16 minutes ago, parameciumkid said:

This person's username sounds too much like "Illuminati Fellows" to be a coincidence o_°

I don't know how you got that from "Bill Phil". Yeah, you got ninja'd.

You're a paramecium. Therefore you're small. Small things are easier to 3d model. 3D models are made of triangles. Triangles have three sides. One side is at war with the other. 1 if by land and 2 if by sea. 2+1=3. 3 angles in a triangle. Illimunerti!

[Sanic]

You have 5 dots under your name, I have 3. 5-3=2. You have 9 characters in your username, including the space. 9-2=7. Illuminati has 5 syllables. 7-5=2. You were last on 1 minute ago at the time this comment was written. 2+1=3. 3 sides to a triangle. 

[problemecium]

Giant illuminati symbol taking up 75% of post while the rest of us felt no need to post such a thing.

'nuff said.

[mythbusters844]

dum

Edited April 13, 2017 by mythbusters844

[cubinator]

Look at the number of XDs. This is obviously a sign. You see, there are 20 X's and 65 D's. 65+20=85. eighty five has 10 letters. ten has three letters. three is the number of sides a triangle has. a triangle is the symbol of the illuminati. 3 also has only one digit. The illuminati has one eye. one divided by zero is infinity. The illuminati's one eye is all-seeing. Now we have a triangle with an all-seeing eye, obviously mythbusters844 is illuminati confirmed.

Edited December 10, 2015 by cubinator

[SpaceplaneAddict]

cubinator. Cubes. Cubes have 6 sides, four edges each. Each. Each has 2 vowels and 2 consonants. What else has two vowels? That's Right! Venus. Venus is a hell planet. Planet. Duna is a planet. It is like Mars. Mars is a chocolate bar. Do we now have conclusive evidence that cubinator is Illuminati? No. No is negative. Negative is to Pessimist. Pessimist is to Optimist. Opthamolagist. Eyes. 

 

 

 

 

cubinator, is Illuminati confirmed.

[Sanic]

On 12/8/2015, 7:04:26, parameciumkid said:

Giant illuminati symbol taking up 75% of post while the rest of us felt no need to post such a thing.

'nuff said.

Maybe it's a hint

Or you were just too lazy to prove me illuminati.

[problemecium]

That string of indecipherable characters in the signature is very suspicious o_O

[Jeanjvs]

Your rep is 1191. 1+1+1=3. 9/3=3. o_O has three characters. Those are 3 things pointing to the number 3. parameciumkid, nobody can be more illuminati than that!

[TheGeekno72]

Jeanjvs said to me he's an Illuminati confirmed *tadaa*

 

No infact I'va hacked his mailbox and decrypetd some secret files #HackerPro

[cubinator]

On 12/10/2015, 5:43:08, TheGeekno72 said:

No infact I'va hacked his mailbox and decrypted some secret files #HackerPro

When I first read that I thought you meant his actual mailbox, like the one the mailman comes and puts mail into 

TheGeekno72 has 3 words and 1 number. A triangle has 3 sides. Seeeeeeee the connections???????? Coincidence? I THINK NOT! The symbol of the illuminati is a triangle. The triangle has one eye, just like TheGeekno72's one number. 

TheGeekno72 IIZ ILUMNAITE CUNFREMID WOAW YEE

[Guest]

On December 11, 2015 at 9:07:28 PM, cubinator said:

When I first read that I thought you meant his actual mailbox, like the one the mailman comes and puts mail into 

TheGeekno72 has 3 words and 1 number. A triangle has 3 sides. Seeeeeeee the connections???????? Coincidence? I THINK NOT! The symbol of the illuminati is a triangle. The triangle has one eye, just like TheGeekno72's one number. 

TheGeekno72 IIZ ILUMNAITE CUNFREMID WOAW YEE

@cubinator has 30 rep.

30 divided by 10 = 3.

triangle has three sides.

triangle = Illuminati.

@cubinator = Illuminati.

Edited December 13, 2015 by Guest

[CommanderCoye]

Control freak has 12 letters. 12/4=3. Triangle has 3 sides. Triangle=Illuminati. Illuminati are control freaks. CliftonM=Illuminati

[KAL 9000]

@CliftonM has eight letters. @CliftonM also has four dots under their name. 8 + 4 = 12. 12 / 4 dots = 3. 3 sides to a triangle. 4 dots = four. Four has two vowels and two consonants. Moho also has two vowels and two consonants. Moho is a planet. Jool is also a planet. Vall is a moon of Jool. Vall has Vallhenge. Vallhenge has many pyramids. Pyramids are made out of triangles. Triangles again! Pigs love triangles. @CliftonM knows a pig. @CliftonM loves triangles. Illuminati love triangles too. Coincidence? I think not! @CliftonM = Illuminati confirmed.

Edited December 14, 2015 by KAL 9000

[CommanderCoye]

You are too late, Kal.

[KAL 9000]

Guess what? The iPad that I was posting from did not render your post until 1 minute ago, after I posted. Take that! P.S. You're a CEO. CEO has 3 letters. Triangles have 3 sides. You are Illuminati!

[Guest]

5 hours ago, CommanderCoye said:

Control freak has 12 letters. 12/4=3. Triangle has 3 sides. Triangle=Illuminati. Illuminati are control freaks. CliftonM=Illuminati

But I'm a control enthusiast...

[CommanderCoye]

1 hour ago, CliftonM said:

But I'm a control enthusiast...

Same thing! (I feel bad now.)

[Guest]

1 hour ago, CommanderCoye said:

Same thing! (I feel bad now.)

Bad has 3 letters.

3 = triangle.

Triangle = Illuminati

@CommanderCoye = Illuminati.

 

@Boom!!

(I know, there's actually someone called that)