Destroy a Space Mission

[kerbiloid]

Gravipulator disabled.

 

5 hours ago, kerbiloid said:

A satellette.

 

1 hour ago, Watermel00n said:

I don't know what that is

Obvious from the name "satellite" + "-ette".

A cute little she-satellite.

[Abel Military Services]

You accidentally press the self-destroy button. 

Starlink with lasers. 

[kerbinorbiter]

Overheating.

 

Laptop satellite

[Abel Military Services]

2 minutes ago, kerbinorbiter said:

Overheating

Same. 

Military starlink. 

[kerbiloid]

Pacified.

A peaceful starlink.

[Abel Military Services]

Space junks. 

starlink. 

[kerbiloid]

Starscissors

Interstellar cable

[ColdJ]

You run out of phone credit,

Playing Defender on an Atari 2600. (sort of a space mission)

[Abel Military Services]

Running out of EC. 

Fusion reactor with boosters. 

[Aerodynamic Kerbal]

No struts for the boosters, we all know.

Using 100 gravity assists around Jool just to get back to Kerbin

 

[kerbiloid]

The back reaches the Kerbin, but other parts are riding to Eeloo.
Newton laws, what can we say...

Sun hovercraft.

[SSTO Crasher]

Not enough sunscreen 

eve ocean return 

[Abel Military Services]

Overheat.

Cook a Kerbal. 

[kerbiloid]

Do you wish liquid or solid one?

Anyway, a Kerbal bail-out.

[Second Hand Rocket Science]

58 minutes ago, kerbiloid said:

Anyway, a Kerbal bail-out.

You forget to actually fly the plane before they bail out. Jeb proceeds to jump about 10 ft to fall face flat onto the hard, cold tarmac of the runway.

I launch a multi-stage Jooldive mission using a gravity assist from Duna to save some Delta V. It consists of a habitation module which will stay in orbit, a 2-Kerbal skim module that detaches from the habitation module to skim across Jool's upper atmosphere, and an unmanned probe that will go as far down as possible after being decoupled from the skim module.

Edited April 14, 2022 by Second Hand Rocket Science

[Abel Military Services]

When you dive, You attempt to dive the skim module as down as possible, but you can't control it and it get crashed. 

Relay satellites in Kerbol orbit. 

Edited April 14, 2022 by Abel101126

[kerbiloid]

12 000 of them. FPS freezes, GPU smokes.

Galileo mission to Jool.

[Ben J. Kerman]

The kraken leaps out from Bop and tears it apart.

Apollo 11 style mission to the Mun.

[kerbiloid]

A crew of three stylists get to the Moon by Apollo, found a studio, and stay there.

An Apollo-style mission from the Moon to the Earth and back.

[Abel Military Services]

Overheat. 

KerbalX to mun. 

[Second Hand Rocket Science]

You forget that you turned off the feature that lets you use stock craft.

Mission to the edge of the universe, via escape from Kerbol orbit.

[ColdJ]

The Kerbol system is smaller than you think and you end up falling off the edge and into a grey void.

Space Station in Kerbol orbit.

[kerbiloid]

Pshhhh!!!...

Gas station in Kerbol orbit.

[Abel Military Services]

*Blows Up*

anti-Dres 

[kerbiloid]

pro-Dres

Dres terraforming.