Quotes megathread

[legoclone09]

On 3/1/2017 at 2:23 PM, NSEP said:

Internet Memes will make it to the history books. Its creativity at it's craziest. -Me

I mean, considering the effect of internet memes in recent politics, that's definitely going to happen.

[WinkAllKerb'']

ice water shower, the return , yup

[NSEP]

4 hours ago, legoclone09 said:

I mean, considering the effect of internet memes in recent politics, that's definitely going to happen.

Like Kekistan. That should be in the history books.

[legoclone09]

6 hours ago, NSEP said:

Like Kekistan. That should be in the history books.

As soon as I saw your avatar in the notifications box I knew you were going to say this.

[Urses]

"We will never Need more as like 5 Computers in the world"

Mostly adresse to Watson, IBM

[StupidAndy]

"if you manage to blow up all of exsistance in a singe bomb, look on the bright side, you were the most powerful person in the multiverse for a tiny second!"

-Stupidandy

[cubinator]

"Now you're probably wondering what I'm going to need all this speed for. After all, I do build up speed for twelve hours. But to answer that, we need to talk about parallel universes."

-pannenkoek2012

"Go for age of reflight."

-SpaceX mission control

Edited March 31, 2017 by cubinator
link to video

[TheKosanianMethod]

"If you kill everyone in a ball of fire, you're doing it wrong."

-Me on how to use a camp stove

[0111narwhalz]

<complaint about how much any chemical solution stinks, how much oil is on the helicopter's deck, et cetera>

"That's how you know it's working!"

Honestly, I don't know who to attribute for this one. It's probably been around forever.

[Urses]

"You have 3 solutions for every problem.

1. The right One

2. The Army way

3. My Way.

We use EVERYTIME only one of them. MY!"

Sargeant Whatismyname.

Edited March 31, 2017 by Urses

[Hypercosmic]

"Failure is not an option." - Gene Kranz in Apollo 13 movie (note: in the real world, he didn't say that.)

[StrandedonEarth]

"Me, Smith, and Wesson" - "Dirty" Harry Callahan

[Hypercosmic]

"Don't call everything nuclear 'nuke'." - A nuclear-powered spacecraft.

[Just Jim]

I've got two:

"A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty."  
Sir Winston Churchill

"Stop Making Stupid People Famous" 
Unknown quote I saw on a T-shirt... that I really want to own someday!  

Edited April 1, 2017 by Just Jim

[StrandedonEarth]

1 hour ago, Just Jim said:

"Stop Making Stupid People Famous" 
Unknown quote I saw on a T-shirt... that I really want to own someday!  

I'd buy that shirt!

[Kombat engineer]

"the government will try to make your life a living hell if they deem you unacceptable" ~me

[cubinator]

"A poignant scene. An eternity's repose. It brings peaceful thoughts, does it not?"

-Victory Mine Vortigaunt, on the charred corpse

[0111narwhalz]

"Mostly void, partially stars."
-Cecil Palmer

[Adstri]

"Always remember to be yourself. Unless yourself sucks. In that case, pretend to be someone else."

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This used to be my life

[StupidAndy]

"just because I don't think like you doesn't mean I am what you think"

                                                                                                  -Me

[Raven Industries]

"There are three things you should never discuss with friends: politics, religion, and the Great Pumpkin" -Linus, paraphrased.

Edited April 19, 2017 by KerbalSaver
Spelling error

[Ultimate Steve]

"Where in the world is the Earth?"

-Me, coding a game, but iirc I put the co-ordinates for Earth backwards (or out of render distance).

[Adstri]

"America is the best country in the nation!"

Edited September 16, 2018 by Adstriduum

[Tex]

Two recent favorites:

"Friends are like cows. If you eat them, they die."

"If you build a man a fire, he'll be warmed for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warmed for the rest of his life."

[IncongruousGoat]

Kind of surprised neither of these has shown up yet:

"Space is big. Really big. You just won't believe how vastly hugely mindbogglingly big it is. I mean you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist, but that's just peanuts to space."

-Douglas Adams, The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy

"The universe is probably littered with the one-planet graves of cultures which made the sensible economic decision that there's no good reason to go into space - each discovered, studied, and remembered by the ones who made the irrational decision."

-Randall Munroe