What would you change if life was a simulation, and open sourced?

[Kokoro]

// 30 years of upset and depression avoided

if ( kisses($HG, $DM) ) {

// $parents = "[what parents said and did to stop us being together]";  // ignore parents

togetherforever($HG, $DM);

}

[Spaceception]

Make all the space programs into one being.

Who would also be in charge of government.

Of the entire planet.

 

Go Technocracy!!

[TheKosanianMethod]

 

Get my own CVBG and Joint Base.

And ONE MILLION DOLLARS.

Can't touch dis.

[The White Guardian]

3 hours ago, TheKosanianMethod said:

And ONE MILLION DOLLARS.

Small loan of a million dollars!

[kerbiloid]

4 hours ago, TheKosanianMethod said:

And ONE MILLION DOLLARS.

0 and 1000000 = 0

A binary arithmetics.

[Arjen_hoi]

[Removed]

Edited January 30 by Arjen_hoi
removed

[cubinator]

*removes natural log from delta-V equation*

[Kuansenhama]

/Open Character Editor;

Remove Baby Fat

Blend Tan Lines

Disable Migrane Headache Paramater

Disable Allergy Paremater

Straighten Teeth

Optimize Eyesight

photographicmemory=true;

godmode=true;

noclip=true;

/Open World Editor

delete .animals/mosquito, .animals/horsefly,

restore .animals/whollyrhino, .animals/mammoth, .animals/redpanda, animals/greatpanda, animals/bengaltiger;

clear radioactive areas;

clear pacific garbage patch;

reset atmospheric CO2 parameter;

reset atmospheric ozone parameter;

disable earthquakes;

disable tsunamis;

disable volcanoes;

disable tropical storms;

disable diseases (all);

reset disease parameter (all);

Truth be told I can think of a list a mile and a half long of political/societal modifications I would make, and though from my point of view they would be in everyone's best interest, I don't want to cause a controversy. (Think before you post...)  I also have no idea what syntax I meant to use. I just started learning Java like three days ago, and all I know is pretty much every line ends with a ; .

[Guest]

*opens up console*

"quit"

[kerbiloid]

Fork, close the source and change the admin password.

[Ethanadams]

get-winevent 

cd c:\ 

tree

Partdisk

C:\

format fs=ntfs quick label=test

shutdown

shutdown/a

shutdown/r

shutdown/a

shutdown

 

 

 

Edited October 6, 2016 by Ethanadams

[Guest]

*ring ring*

Hello Universe, I'm calling from Mikrozoft Support, we have detected very harmful wiruses on your network.

So what I want you to do is turn on your computer, hold the Windows button and press the button R as on Romeo at the same time. Now type in: E as in Easter, V as in Victor, E as in Easter, N as in November, T as in Truck, V as in Victor, W as in Welcome, R as in Romeo and press enter.

Now, you see all those error messages? Yes, that's because of the virus. Now what you're going to do is go to this website and download a tool so that I can fix your computer.

30 minutes later, the scientists who created the Universe find out they just got scammed by their own creation.