Unhelpful Life Hacks

[Dman979]

Just now, munlander1 said:

You have to get a prescription for that though.

Not in my country. It's an OTC medication, like Tylenol, or hydrocortisone cream. I use it for pain relief, even though that's off label.

[munlander1]

6 hours ago, Dman979 said:

Not in my country. It's an OTC medication, like Tylenol, or hydrocortisone cream. I use it for pain relief, even though that's off label.

I kidding about the prescription part. Where i live you can buy a sun block can that full of that stuff(obviously without any sunblock though)

[Xorth Tanovar]

Contact lenses shifting or falling out? A drop of Krazy Glue in each will fix that right up.

[StupidAndy]

contacts stuck in your eye? just get a scraper an scrape the eye out! then dig to find the contact!

[kerbiloid]

Often eat something with your eyes? Buy an eyebrush with eyepaste.

[ThatSpaceyGamer]

On 1/19/2017 at 8:53 AM, kerbiloid said:

He tried...

Rip darkowl57

[DarkOwl57]

Having trouble driving with the sun in your eyes? No problem! Just close them!*

 

*Note: DarkOwl Inc. is not responsible for any deaths or injuries

[Deddly]

16 minutes ago, DarkOwl57 said:

Having trouble driving with the sun in your eyes? No problem! Just close them!*

Or you could just remove the sun from your eyes.

[IncongruousGoat]

Someone's speakers too loud for your taste? The solution is simple: Hit them really hard with a sledgehammer.

[The Raging Sandwich]

Speakers broken by your old-man of a neighbor?

Poison his prune juice. 

[munlander1]

2 minutes ago, The Raging Sandwich said:

Speakers broken by your old-man of a neighbor?

Poison his prune juice. 

That works though...

[The Raging Sandwich]

46 minutes ago, munlander1 said:

That works though...

Good point. Erm...

Throw him into the fountain of youth so he's cool again

[0111narwhalz]

Neighbor's speakers too loud? Build a pulse jet and be louder!

[kerbiloid]

1 hour ago, 0111narwhalz said:

Neighbor's speakers too loud? Build a pulse jet and be louder!

Stay lean and constructive - you can just buy a hammer drill.

[0111narwhalz]

Ooh! Pulse jet-propelled hammer drill into the neighbor's speakers! 

[munlander1]

Take it  into your own hands and challenge him to a duel.

Edited February 1, 2017 by munlander1

[WinkAllKerb'']

reading some blabla around certif:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SHA-1

edit: me think fb prefer edge over google chrome ^^

Edited February 4, 2017 by WinkAllKerb''
#yawn

[RocketSquid]

Have too much time and not enough to do? Try sleeping.

[The Raging Sandwich]

Can't sleep? A quick blow to the temple will (quite literally) knock you right out.

[Deddly]

I find that a great cure for caffeine withdrawl is a big mug of coffee.

[cubinator]

Phone screen stopped lighting up? Administer a few healthy zaps from a Tesla coil!

[DarkOwl57]

22 hours ago, RocketSquid said:

Have too much time and not enough to do? Try sleeping.

This is Unhelpful hacks; not helpful!

 

Hungry? Go to the market and eat all you want! (Not responsible for any/all jail sentences that are given due to this)

[Deddly]

The perfect solution for people with arachnophobia: stop being scared of spiders, problem solved.

[munlander1]

Oxygen tank fail? Running out of power? Your main engine has an alternator. Just fire it up!

[PoliticallyCorrectLobster]

There only called vultures in the air; on the ground their called buzzards.