Joseph Kerman Posted May 9, 2017 Share Posted May 9, 2017 I go ahead and steal the cookies by going FTL with a super-suit. My cookies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 10, 2017 Share Posted May 10, 2017 I write a system hookie which intercepts a cookie. A cookie cached in a secret place on HDD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joseph Kerman Posted May 10, 2017 Share Posted May 10, 2017 (edited) I create a lethal computer virus that wipes all HDD data, deleting all cookies. I then make a dozen cookies again and share it with the Original 3. Our cookies. Edited May 10, 2017 by Joseph Kerman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 10, 2017 Share Posted May 10, 2017 You forgot to share license and get banned for forum rules. Banned cookies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NSEP Posted May 10, 2017 Share Posted May 10, 2017 (edited) Im rebbeling against the forum rules! Free the cookie! My cookie. Edited May 10, 2017 by NSEP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joseph Kerman Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 Okay. I get the other 11 cookies. You keep yours. My cookies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
53miner53 Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 I steal a cookie. My cookie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 The stolen cookie burns through your pocket and falls on ground. Abandoned cookie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joseph Kerman Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 Alt+F9, Alt+F9, Alt+F9. My cookies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
53miner53 Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 I alt F9 back to when I had the cookie. My cookie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joseph Kerman Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 (edited) 2 minutes ago, 53miner53 said: I alt F9 back to when I had the cookie. My cookie Ah, but I had 12. My cookies. Edited May 11, 2017 by Joseph Kerman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 SpaceX takes away the cookie because got tired of both of you. Every time you press F9, one more Falcon-9 starts and flies away even before they put a payload. Alt-F9 launches it from alternative launch site. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joseph Kerman Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 (edited) Hey, look on the bright side. I put a more powerful engine in place of the Raptors and SpaceX will not kill me as I put my cookies in a pod that I stowed away on the fairing. SpaceX will thank me. (First SSTO with payload) Space's cookies. Edited May 11, 2017 by Joseph Kerman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
53miner53 Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 I convince NASA to launch another space shuttle, and retrieve the Falcon 9 second stage and cookie from orbit. I return the stage to SpaceX, and take the cookie. My cookie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joseph Kerman Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 I get the other 11 cookies with a peaceful conversation. My cookies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbinorbiter Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 I send the cookies to willy wonka's chocolate factory (no one goes in, no one goes out) Willy Wonka's cookies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joseph Kerman Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 Wonka dies to old age, and I steal the cookies (and eat one). My more delicious cookies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 Now you work 24/7 in Wonka's fabric making cookie. Wonka's cookie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
53miner53 Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 I buy the cookie and stay away from the factory. my cookie! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joseph Kerman Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 I make a teleportation wristwatch, grab the 10 original cookies, and steal the last one as @53miner53 is eating it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 Your wrist and cookies stay where they were. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joseph Kerman Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 25 minutes ago, kerbiloid said: Your wrist and cookies stay where they were. Not saying who claims the cookies mean that the cookies remain to the last one who took it. Still mine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbinorbiter Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 (edited) I eat the cookies f5 Edited May 12, 2017 by kerbinorbiter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joseph Kerman Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 19 minutes ago, kerbinorbiter said: I eat the cookies Alt-F9 My cookies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbinorbiter Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 Error: I quick saved after I ate them still my cookies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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