Kernel Kraken Posted February 9, 2018 Share Posted February 9, 2018 (edited) 6 minutes ago, roboslacker said: As thanks for getting rid of the false cookie, I'd like to give you a knife to the back. The one true cookie is now mine. Remember my clones? Yeah. Clone. Also a clone. Held in hundreds of secret bases and more (mentally retarded [medical term, not insult] ones that can't think or be used) in decoy bases! BWAHAHAHAHA! Edited February 9, 2018 by TheMadKraken2297 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roboslacker Posted February 9, 2018 Share Posted February 9, 2018 1 minute ago, TheMadKraken2297 said: Remember my clones? Yeah. Clone. Also a clone. Held in hundreds of secret bases and more (mentally retarded [medical term, not insult] ones that can't think or be used) in decoy bases! BWAHAHAHAHA! Well, the store was having a bulk sale on knives... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Kraken Posted February 9, 2018 Share Posted February 9, 2018 (edited) 4 minutes ago, roboslacker said: Well, the store was having a bulk sale on knives... Did they sell you something like several human populations of knives? Did I mention the clone vaults are inaccessible, and are buried, only able to get out from the inside through teleporter, and each one build out of graphene and carbon nanotubes, and rigged with a nuclear self destruct option if any one of them are breached? Bring it on. Edited February 9, 2018 by TheMadKraken2297 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0111narwhalz Posted February 9, 2018 Share Posted February 9, 2018 I fire a relativistic sand-grain at each bunker. It doesn't do much on its own, but it's enough to breach them. They self-destruct in a frenzy of nuclear blasts. Some time later, I sift through the ash and reconstitute the cookie. My cookie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrcarrot Posted February 9, 2018 Share Posted February 9, 2018 A giant iron weight lands on your head. My cookie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 9, 2018 Share Posted February 9, 2018 Everybody is still trying to get the cookie from under a giant iron weight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheKSPBeginner Posted February 9, 2018 Share Posted February 9, 2018 I disintegrate the weight and put the cookie into a Mars trajectory. Starman's cookie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roboslacker Posted February 9, 2018 Share Posted February 9, 2018 (edited) But wait! That cookie was a fake all along! The one true cookie was actually buried under the fake stolen cookie vault, and now I have it back. And I'm going to eat it. Dun dun da Edited February 9, 2018 by roboslacker Dun dun da Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheKSPBeginner Posted February 9, 2018 Share Posted February 9, 2018 I disintegrate you just before you eat it and eat it for myself. Try not to be stupid now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 9, 2018 Share Posted February 9, 2018 (edited) I bake 12 cookies, and set them on top of Mt. Everest. Whoever-gets-there-first's cookie(s). Edited February 9, 2018 by Guest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheKSPBeginner Posted February 9, 2018 Share Posted February 9, 2018 I fly up there. My cookie(s) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nailed it! Posted February 10, 2018 Share Posted February 10, 2018 (edited) A unicorn plows through you, impaling you body and stealing the cookies The gore unicorn’s cookie(s) Edited February 10, 2018 by Nailed it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 10, 2018 Share Posted February 10, 2018 You got all wrong. The ogre's unicookie made of corn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheKSPBeginner Posted February 10, 2018 Share Posted February 10, 2018 GLaDOS comes and shoots the cookie with a rocket Aperture's new product: Burning Mush! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 11, 2018 Share Posted February 11, 2018 I recreate the quicksave button, and press F9. My cookie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roboslacker Posted February 11, 2018 Share Posted February 11, 2018 You loaded the wrong quicksave, and it's my cookie again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheKSPBeginner Posted February 12, 2018 Share Posted February 12, 2018 I load and corrupt the rocket quick save. World is burning mush. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clonos Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 i summon the mighty kraken after telling him he gets half the cookie if he gets it for me. my cookie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheKSPBeginner Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 I burn U Fire's cookie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roboslacker Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 I punch the kraken in the face, stab it with a mystery goo covered flagpole, then fly to the mun and sprinkle mystery goo on the Neil Armstrong memorial. I now have the other half of the cookie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
53miner53 Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 I fly up your mystery goo covered memorial, take the cookie, and fly away on an SRB powered spaceplane. my cookie in Munar SOI Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheKSPBeginner Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 I rednezvous. My missile Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YNM Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 (edited) The "cookie" crumbles away with eons of gravitational cracking. In the meantime... a new batch of digestive biscuits comes out of the oven. Edited March 3, 2018 by YNM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 After the supernova oven collapses into a black hole, it's millions years to wait till the cookie gets cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gh0stReaper Posted May 26, 2018 Share Posted May 26, 2018 I pour liquid nitrogen over it and steal your cookie. My cookie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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