Pascovian Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 (edited) i infiltrate there and steal it because of Kerbnet showing me the location. my kookie NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM Edited September 5, 2018 by Pascovian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Minmus Derp Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 kerbnet is not on my planet. my kookie. also, wanna be co-guarder of the kookie, @Pascovian? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pascovian Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 (edited) yea @The Minmus Derp Edited September 5, 2018 by Pascovian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Minmus Derp Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 Great! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 6, 2018 Share Posted September 6, 2018 While they were congratulating each other, somebody ate the kookie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Minmus Derp Posted September 6, 2018 Share Posted September 6, 2018 The kookie was locked in a bulletproof bunker with a safe with a minibunker with a minisafe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 6, 2018 Share Posted September 6, 2018 You lost the key. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Minmus Derp Posted September 6, 2018 Share Posted September 6, 2018 No key. fingerprint. just me and @Pascovian have access to it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 7, 2018 Share Posted September 7, 2018 (edited) You forgot to wash your hands (yes, all of you), and the security system has locked all fingerprint patterns. Edited September 7, 2018 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Minmus Derp Posted September 7, 2018 Share Posted September 7, 2018 No I didn't. My kookie. boom! as they say Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 7, 2018 Share Posted September 7, 2018 Indeed, you didn't. They were just covered with fat from the kookie, that's why that system was locked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Minmus Derp Posted September 8, 2018 Share Posted September 8, 2018 The kookie is the perfect kookie. My kookieonly I and @Pascovian have access to it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 8, 2018 Share Posted September 8, 2018 You've gotten access to the perfect kookie and break its perefctness by your imperfect nature. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pascovian Posted September 8, 2018 Share Posted September 8, 2018 the kookie's perect, not even the imperfect can imperfect it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 8, 2018 Share Posted September 8, 2018 The kookie is perfect in its imperfectness since an imperfect had imperfected the perfect kookie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Minmus Derp Posted September 8, 2018 Share Posted September 8, 2018 what? cant heeeeeeeear you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 8, 2018 Share Posted September 8, 2018 (edited) This. The imperfect kookie causes sudden unpredictable consequences, including the hearing damage. Edited September 8, 2018 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pascovian Posted September 8, 2018 Share Posted September 8, 2018 including insanity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0111narwhalz Posted September 8, 2018 Share Posted September 8, 2018 The cookie goes off to find a more worthy partner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Minmus Derp Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 Which is me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Kraken Posted September 13, 2018 Share Posted September 13, 2018 I break into your bunker, shrouded in invisibility clothing and heatsinks with padded shoes to keep down light, noise and heat. I am invisible to all forms of detection. I near the control room, and open the door. I find @The Minmus Derp posting steal the cookie posts. I pull out my .500 S&W, and put a gaping hole in his head. I take the cookie, then escape as the bunker self destructs. My cookie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xpira Posted September 13, 2018 Share Posted September 13, 2018 I use my ninja skills to quietly sneak into your house and take your iPad/Phone. I hold it for ransom until you finally give in and hand over the cookie. Running away I disappear into the night.My cookie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Minmus Derp Posted September 13, 2018 Share Posted September 13, 2018 I have a spy sattelite that happened to be passing over your location. My kookie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xpira Posted September 13, 2018 Share Posted September 13, 2018 I hack into your “spy satellite,” instantly showing the flaw in your coding. It reveals your location. I drive to your house using the help from my flying monkeys and steal the cookie. On my way home I eat the entire cookie whole. Yum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Minmus Derp Posted September 14, 2018 Share Posted September 14, 2018 My house is not on the planet. My kookie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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