Steal the cookie game

[kerbiloid]

The smell from the jar never opened since Feb 8, makes everyone around to skip its owning.

[ColdJ]

As no matter is ever destroyed. I use a matter reconstructor to create a new cookie from the molecules of all the previous cookies.

My Cookie.

[SSTO Crasher]

I get the CIA and KGB to arrest you so that they can use the tech for themselves, I get the cookie

my cookie 

[Venusian Explorer]

Human Rights Groups come to the office of both KGB and CIA, unlike the last time, it will be bloody, and there will be no more MERCY. And then i'll go sneaky mode, and boom.

My cookie

[ColdJ]

Sadly your cookie is a cheap Chinese knockoff that was swapped in by a infiltrating agent. I having fooled the agencies and long since intercepted the infiltrator, am happily heading to parts unknown with My Cookie.

[kerbiloid]

Our Matrix kindly gives you a duplicated cookie.

[Nazalassa]

That's like "King of the Hill", no? Well, at the time I'm writing this, it's more "King of the Infinite Sea".

So I pick up my hand-made bluto-seria-quanta-sackari-truc-guilliba and then change names.cfg so the names of objects hand-made bluto-seria-quanta-sackari-truc-guilliba and cookie are inverted.

You now have a hand-made bluto-seria-quanta-sackari-truc-guilliba and it's my cookie^TM now.

[kerbiloid]

(Probably, you have eaten some wrong cookie...)

[ColdJ]

My MM patch fixed the broken config and I got back My Cookie.

[Nazalassa]

But the last version of MM is buggy and you have a coolie instead of a cookie.

My cookie

[Tundra]

Kraken destroys Kerbin and grabs cookie before it falls into the black hole,  I tame Kraken and take the cookie.

 

My Cookie

[kerbiloid]

KSP is now a browser game.

KSP browser cookie.

[ColdJ]

I browse till I find.

My Cookie.

[Tundra]

I turn off browser cookies and go incognito.  I go to shady black web bakery and order virus cookie.

 

 

[kerbiloid]

The contaminated cookie has been incinerated.

[AtomicTech]

I drop a giant hill on kerbiloid,

My cookie.

[SSTO Crasher]

I plant nuke beneath the hill

my strontium-90 laced cookie

[AtomicTech]

I bake a new set of cookies.

My cookies.

[kerbiloid]

The set destructor is called.

Unallocated cookies.

[Tundra]

I get confused about what is happening and cough up...

 

*wait for it*

 

THE ORIGINAL COOKIE!!!!!

 

My cookie

[ColdJ]

Except that you were standing on a cliff and coughed it over the edge.

I catch it at the bottom and claim it as.

My Cookie.

[Nazalassa]

Quote

< cookieSteal.c >

#include <cookie.h>

int main(char *user){

    cookieBurnAliveOwner(user);

    cookieClaimCookie("Nazalassa");

    cookieRespawnPreviousOwner(user);

    return(0);

}

Quote

< terminal >

Nazalassa$> cookieSteal -user:ColdJ

My cookie

Edited January 8, 2022 by Nazalassa
That dumb thing removed some text!

[ffx]

I will send a drone to capture you and the cookie, then i will grab it
my cookie

Edited January 8, 2022 by ffx

[Nazalassa]

36 minutes ago, Nazalassa said:

Quote

< cookieSteal.c >

#include <cookie.h>

int main(char *user){

    cookieBurnAliveOwner(user);

    cookieClaimCookie("Nazalassa");

    cookieRespawnPreviousOwner(user);

    return(0);

}

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Quote

< terminal >

Nazalassa$> cookieSteal -user:ColdJ

My cookie

Edited just now by Nazalassa
That dumb thing removed some text!

I do it, with -user:ffx

then I delete the program.

My cookie.

[kerbiloid]

mv $cookie /dev/nul