Steal the cookie game

[kerbiloid]

The backup at the same location with the cookie.

Nobackup Cookie

[ColdJ]

Short back and sides.

My Wookiee.

[kerbiloid]

Boo.

Bookie

[ColdJ]

Bovine.

Mookie

[kerbiloid]

A global flood,

Seacowkie.

[Nazalassa]

Spoiler

#include <cookie.h>

#include <user.h>

#include <KSP/basics.h>

#include <KSP/advanced.h>

#include <KSP/veryAdvanced.h>

#include <KSP/CLASSIFIED.h>

 

int main()

  {

    user kerbiloid = getUser(name="kerbiloid");

    user me = getUser(name="Nazalassa");

    snack goal = getSnack(name="Seacowkie", reach="nearest", numberRange=1);

    summoned kraken = KSPClassifiedSummonKraken(origin="Bop");

    KSPClassifiedGrabRules(admin=1, doViolateAccess=0, wielder=kerbiloid, target=goal, action="letFall", processUser=kraken);

    KSPClassifiedRevoke(target=kraken, action=KSPClassifiedGoto(name="Bop"));

    grabSomething(author=me, target=goal, action="grab");

    rename(object=goal, newName="Sea Cookie")

    return(0);

  }

My Sea Cookie.

[Admiral Fluffy]

YANK

My cookie

[kerbiloid]

33 minutes ago, Nazalassa said:

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#include <cookie.h>

#include <user.h>

#include <KSP/basics.h>

#include <KSP/advanced.h>

#include <KSP/veryAdvanced.h>

#include <KSP/CLASSIFIED.h>

 

int main()

  {

    user kerbiloid = getUser(name="kerbiloid");

    user me = getUser(name="Nazalassa");

    snack goal = getSnack(name="Seacowkie", reach="nearest", numberRange=1);

    summoned kraken = KSPClassifiedSummonKraken(origin="Bop");

    KSPClassifiedGrabRules(admin=1, doViolateAccess=0, wielder=kerbiloid, target=goal, action="letFall", processUser=kraken);

    KSPClassifiedRevoke(target=kraken, action=KSPClassifiedGoto(name="Bop"));

    grabSomething(author=me, target=goal, action="grab");

    rename(object=goal, newName="Sea Cookie")

    return(0);

  }

 

> Access violation in cookie64d.dll. Program aborted. Check the library version.

Hanged Cookie

Edited January 24, 2022 by kerbiloid

[Nazalassa]

29 minutes ago, kerbiloid said:

> Access violation in cookie64d.dll. Program aborted. Check the library version.

Hahaha, nice try @kerbiloid, but since I run on Debian I don't have DLLs. They are Windows-exclusive and may be used in some apps like KSP to have extra content common to all computers (the Windows version is same as Linux etc.), and it works pretty well on my Debian without. Since I run it from my computer it works.

My true, veritable Sea Cookie I obtained from a program which execution worked and had planned results.

[Venusian Explorer]

I pour water to the machine, say no more to looong program scripts.

My watered about-to-be-physical Cookie

[kerbiloid]

Physicookie

P.S.

7 hours ago, Nazalassa said:

Hahaha, nice try @kerbiloid, but since I run on Debian I don't have DLLs.

You do, because you were trying to run the program in Wine.

[ColdJ]

I teleport the cookie to me.

Psychic Cookie.

[Nazalassa]

9 hours ago, kerbiloid said:

You do, because you were trying to run the program in Wine.

Nonono, I don't have Wine. I got gcc, however.

P.S: The Sea Cookie gets tired of having his name change. I goes back to me as it seems I'm the only one to call it Sea Cookie.

My Sea Cookie.

P.S 2: @BlackMesaSurvivor, my computer is WaterProof^TM. It's still there. New programs coming  !

[kerbiloid]

Just now, Nazalassa said:

Nonono, I don't have Wine. I got gcc, however.

You confused gcc with its Windows clone, MinGW, and was trying to run a cross-platform application compiled for Windows on Linux/Wine, who knows why.

***

11 minutes ago, ColdJ said:

Psychic Cookie.

Psychookie

[Venusian Explorer]

Psychonaut's Cookie.

[ColdJ]

Mine is the one true cookie to rule them all and will always come back to me.

My Precious. (cookie)

[Nazalassa]

I said I had gcc. If you're not happy, @kerbiloid, here's what I ALWAYS do before compiling and executing a program:

• verify the compiler.
• veryfy the compiler's requirements.
• And I'm Not Using Wine !

Free feel to find any errors in there.

That said, my real name is Bilbo.

My cookie - ring of invisibility.

Edited January 25, 2022 by Nazalassa

[kerbiloid]

28 minutes ago, Nazalassa said:

I said I had gcc

Then why did you use MinGW instead?

28 minutes ago, Nazalassa said:

And I'm Not Using Wine !

Maybe that's why the execution failed.

28 minutes ago, Nazalassa said:

my real name is Bilbo.

Baggins?

Isn't your nephew's name Frodo?

***

44 minutes ago, ColdJ said:

My Precious. (cookie)

Precookiecious

Edited January 25, 2022 by kerbiloid

[ColdJ]

Billy Bob and FroYo have no chance.

See, my cookie is back again.

Pre-conceived cookie.

[Admiral Fluffy]

Hippity hoppity this cookie is my property

[ColdJ]

When you go to check your cookie, you find you actually have a chocolate egg instead.

Still my cookie.

[kerbiloid]

The chocolate egg gets broken.

Chocolate Chicken Duckling T-Rex

[Venusian Explorer]

Vanilla MeTEor StrIkE!!11!

Barren world and Cookie

Edited January 25, 2022 by BlackMesaSurvivor

[Nazalassa]

51 minutes ago, kerbiloid said:

Then why did you use MinGW instead?

I repeat that my computer doesn't have MinGW installed.

52 minutes ago, kerbiloid said:

Maybe that's why the execution failed.

Unless proven to be false (which would need to get my computer's hard drive), my program does not use Wine and the libraries do not, too.

 

And my nephew's nale is Frodo, and I ask to Gandalf if he could use magic to give me the cookie. He does.

My cookie, teleported by Gandalf.

[kerbiloid]

21 minutes ago, Nazalassa said:

I repeat that my computer doesn't have MinGW installed.

So, you don't have MinGW, don't use Wine, use Linux, and still try to use dlls?
That explains why you have failed.

21 minutes ago, Nazalassa said:

And my nephew's nale is Frodo, and I ask to Gandalf if he could use magic to give me the cookie. He does.

That was clear, and now has gotten proven. An impostor.

Real "Bilbo Baggins" would never say that his "real name" is "Bilbo".
And he wouldn't know any "Frodo".
Also he would never say "Gandalf" in same context.

Because, as everyone knows, "Gandalf" is the Westron name of Bladorthin, aka Olorin, aka Gandalf.

While the real names of "Frodo Baggins" and "Bilbo Baggins" are "Maura Labingi" and "Bilba Labingi", respectively.

"Frodo", "Bilbo", and "Baggins" are just English translation of their real, Westron names.

So, why could real Bilb(o/a) say one name in English, another one in Westron?

***

After all of that, how can we believe you don't use Wine?

When even "Baranduin" is translated in "Brandywine" in Hobbiton Shire.

***

Cookie with Brandywine 

Edited January 25, 2022 by kerbiloid