0111narwhalz Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 Hah! You think yourself absolute? If reality is wrapped in a shell of greater reality, the aggregate must too be itself wrapped in further reality. Where does it stop, you ask? At the end of your vision. I cast off the foolish search for great truths and hold the tangible cookie close. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spacetraindriver Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 The wind blows it away though. Im not taking it, its all dirty, and I don't know if anybody washed their hands! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 Under the sun, the dirt gets solid, cracks and crumbles aside the noone's clean cookie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin Kerman Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 I bake a new cookie after washing my hands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProtoJeb21 Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 My Seagulls come and steal the cookie. Mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
53miner53 Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 I steal the cookie and lead the seagulls through the sails of a sailboat. my cookie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProtoJeb21 Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 The seagulls break through the boat, swarm you, and steal the cookie. Mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine---okay I'll stop now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 (edited) The Woodpeckers' Guild juridically persecutes the seagulls and confiscates the cookie as a reparation. Edited March 27, 2017 by kerbiloid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
53miner53 Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 I bake a new cookie and bring it to the International Space Station Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 Apogee engine fails. Suborbital cookie falls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin Kerman Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 I catch the ashes. My ashes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProtoJeb21 Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 A bunch of seagulls--- --Mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine minemine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine--- ahem...a bunch of seagulls steal the ashes and peck all who oppose them. Then they bring it to me. My cookie atoms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KerbalKore Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 (edited) TRAPPIST-1 comes to life and vaporizes you. i sift through the core and grab the atoms. my atoms. (and @ProtoJeb21 atoms.) Edited March 27, 2017 by Bill the Kerbal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 Synthesizing a monomolecular cookie. You no more need to gather atoms. Though no more can bite the cookie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
53miner53 Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 (edited) I bake a new cookie and eat it. my delicious cookie Edited March 27, 2017 by 53miner53 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProtoJeb21 Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 I go down your esophagus and grab what is left of the cookie. My squishy, half-melted cookie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nailed it! Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 I steal your cookie paste before you do anything with it. Then, I put the stuff into a mold in -50 degrees Celsius. My frozen cookie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max_creative Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 I take your cookie. I then decide that the cookie is to gross and throw it into the sun. I bake a new cookie. My cookie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
53miner53 Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 I steal your cookie with a jet plane and a robot arm. my cookie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spacetraindriver Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 I "wash" the cookie and eat it. Yum! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
53miner53 Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 I decide to not do what @ProtoJeb21 did and bake a batch of cookies and put them in the fridge for later after eating one. My 11 cookies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spacebrick3 Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 The fridge was secretly a robot, which, after you put "your" cookies in, runs away and gives me the cookies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spacetraindriver Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 I snatch the cookies from your hands and shove them into my mouth. Mmmmmmmmmmmm! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProtoJeb21 Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 The seagulls come for the cookies. Your keep-the-cookie tech is no match for the memes. Their cookies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
53miner53 Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 They land on my house, where I take the cookies and put them in my fridge which is defended with laser cutters too small for the seagulls to get through. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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