ProtoJeb21 Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 I steal "buy" a bunch of shrinking suits for the seagulls so they can bypass the security lasers, enabling them to steal the cookies and bring them to me. MINE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 When night comes, a long-eared jerboa comes hopping to your house, snatches the cookie and lugs away, to a desert where it lives. No seagulls fly over the desert. None of them can see and catch the jerboa. Nobody lnows, it which borrow the cookie is hidden. Spoiler Jerboa's cookie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
53miner53 Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 I bake a new batch of cookies and jump on the first launch to Mars my cookies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 Launch failure causes you to abandon ship. The cookies fall into my awaiting hands... My cookies! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 Rescue team digs out cookie from the bottom of the crater, with somebody's hands. Their hands with cookie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
53miner53 Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 I land with a parachute and take the cookie back my cookie with hands Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted March 31, 2017 Share Posted March 31, 2017 I lop off your hands with a sword, then stab the cookie. My skewered cookie! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
53miner53 Posted April 3, 2017 Share Posted April 3, 2017 I grab the cookie back and eat it. my delicious cookie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 3, 2017 Share Posted April 3, 2017 You forgot to wash your hands before eating the cookie. Doctor's cookie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 Doctor contracted bad case of flesh-eating bacteria, your hands fell off before you could grab the cookie! My cookie once again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
53miner53 Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 I steal the cookie with a robot hand. My cookie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 You drop the cookie. Return to previous state. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 OK My cookie once again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
53miner53 Posted April 8, 2017 Share Posted April 8, 2017 I take your cookie my cookie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spacetraindriver Posted April 8, 2017 Share Posted April 8, 2017 I eat your cookie. My cookie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted April 8, 2017 Share Posted April 8, 2017 I hire a team of specialists to abduct you and bring you to a backroom facility. You are anesthetized, and your stomach contents removed. A specialized team of chemists process the samples to isolate the compounds that made up the cookie, and re-assemble them into cookie form. You are then let go. My cookie! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0111narwhalz Posted April 8, 2017 Share Posted April 8, 2017 I back away from the stomach contents. Keep your cookie! Eurgh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joseph Kerman Posted April 8, 2017 Share Posted April 8, 2017 I take Tex's cookie while asleep, make a bunch o' cookies, and give it to him in gift form. But it's my original cookie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
53miner53 Posted April 9, 2017 Share Posted April 9, 2017 I take the stolen cookie using a robotic arm. My cookie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted April 9, 2017 Share Posted April 9, 2017 I hack your robot arm with my phone and hand it to myself. I could've just walked two feet and picked it up myself, but robotics. My cookie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
53miner53 Posted April 9, 2017 Share Posted April 9, 2017 I kick the reset button on the arm, and bring the cookie back to me. I also could have done it myself, but I had the joystick that was wired to the robot arm and was having fun using the arm for trivial tasks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 10, 2017 Share Posted April 10, 2017 I pour superglue on the robotic arm and wait... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qzgy Posted April 10, 2017 Share Posted April 10, 2017 I take a hacksaw to the robotic arm and apply liberally. My cookie now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 10, 2017 Share Posted April 10, 2017 A hacksaw with its owner is now sticked to the robotic arm with somebody's cookie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted April 10, 2017 Share Posted April 10, 2017 I pull a Skywalker and slash the hand off of @qzgy with a lightsaber, taking the cookie away from @kerbiloid to enjoy it. My cookie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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