Jeb's Judgement

[Souper]

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On orbits like these...

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Players like you...

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S h o u l d   b e   s t r a n d e d   o n   D r e s .

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geeeeeeettt docked oon!

 

Edited January 12, 2017 by Souper

[Planetace]

@max_creative

I think I found your lover...

[Felsmak]

Stranded on Dres? Please, spare me, Jeb!

[max_creative]

1 hour ago, Souper said:

SHOULD BE STRANDED ON DRES

The three images won't load, but the text is all I need... 

Players like me... 

WANT TO BE STRANDED ON DRES 

Actually, maybe not stranded, because then I'd slowly run out of supplies, but I definitely want to live on Dres! I can mine asteroids and go rover racing and fly HUGE ships and hug stuffed animal turtles that we bring and there can be a bunch of supply ships! 

GET ME A ONE WAY TRIP TO DRES RIGHT NAO 

[cubinator]

huh...i always wondered why nobody ever uses their most powerful rocket first.

[0111narwhalz]

See, I kill a lot of kerbals, but I never commit that to the timeline. I'm not sure where that puts me.

[Souper]

If you revert after killing, it doesn't count.

[LordFerret]

I don't kill Kerbals..... they die in 'accidents'.......... accidentally.

[cubinator]

By the way...I figured I had to make this...The joke just had no backbone without it:

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[max_creative]

Wait, if we kill kerbals then we get stranded on Dres? Well then... 

ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY KRAKEN!!! 

*kills 512 kerbals* 

Just now, cubinator said:

 

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???

Is this from that undertale thing that Sparky likes? It looks very pixely like it... 

[kerbiloid]

I usually try to keep them safe.

_{Because it's too easy to let them just burst.}

[cubinator]

18 hours ago, max_creative said:

???

Is this from that undertale thing that Sparky likes? It looks very pixely like it... 

This entire thread is based around an Undertale reference. It's a play on the monologue before the Sans boss fight. So I made a Kerbal imitation of Sans because it was fitting.

Edited January 13, 2017 by cubinator

[TheKosanianMethod]

I've killed many kerbals, most of them being blown out of the sky by my missiles. However, I do try to keep as many of them alive by quicksaving.

Edited January 15, 2017 by TheKosanianMethod

[Spacetraindriver]

(Notice how the rocket is mostly intact)

Edited January 18, 2017 by Spacetraindriver

[cubinator]

1 hour ago, Spacetraindriver said:

(Notice how the rocket is mostly intact)

*You think about telling Jeb you saw him die. But that would be creepy.

[Kombat engineer]

Sans is the kraken.