The make a story game!

[RoninFrog]

So MechJeb quickly rescued him from that situation and gave him some chicken fried steak dipped in caramelized fudge.

Edited April 7, 2020 by RoninFrog

[Dirkidirk]

11 minutes ago, RoninFrog said:

So MechJeb quickly rescued him from that situation and gave him some chicken fried steak dipped in caramelized fudge.

the kerbal then revealed himself to be *drumroll plesea* john-wick kerman.

Edited April 7, 2020 by Dirkidirk
purposeful typo

[RoninFrog]

But then Drumroll Plesea John Wick Kerman accidentally unplugged MechJeb's power supply when boarding the lander.

[Dirkidirk]

2 minutes ago, RoninFrog said:

But then *Drumroll Plesea* John Wick Kerman accidentally unplugged MechJeb's power supply when boarding the lander.

so he, being JOHN WICK, manoeuvred the moons and arrived back at the mothership WITHOUT SAS OR REACTION WHEELS!

[KerbolExplorer]

But somehow mechJeb turned back on and identified John Wick as a threat

[Raptor42]

On 4/7/2020 at 7:15 PM, KerbolExplorer said:

But somehow mechJeb turned back on and identified John Wick as a threat

MechJeb then remotely armed weapons that even the engineers didn't know were present on the mothership, aiming them at incoming lander

[Dirkidirk]

he fired, destroying the lander and all of its contents

[RoninFrog]

But then, tentacles suddenly smacked into all of the windows, the suction cups (do they work in space?) firmly gripping the craft.  A deep, menacing voice drifted in the window (does sound travel in space?), "I saw that Nerv clipped into the fuselage.  My name's Kraken.  I hear you forgot your struts."

[VoidCosmos]

7 hours ago, RoninFrog said:

But then, tentacles suddenly smacked into all of the windows, the suction cups (do they work in space?) firmly gripping the craft.  A deep, menacing voice drifted in the window (does sound travel in space?), "I saw that Nerv clipped into the fuselage.  My name's Kraken.  I hear you forgot your struts."

MechJeb said that it would turn into autostruts instead but kraken refused to leav him. Kraken instead caught MechJeb, flinging him into Kerbol and then to JOOL and then to Duna and then to Kerbin. MechJeb was so scared that he ran and sat below a rocket engine. And.......... The rocket was about to launch! MechJeb blew up and it also caused the rocket to blow up! Some of MechJeb's parts were scattered around the place! He said,"Duna bug me you silly rocket engine! 

TBC

[HansonKerman]

12 hours ago, RoninFrog said:

But then, tentacles suddenly smacked into all of the windows, the suction cups (do they work in space?) firmly gripping the craft

 

4 hours ago, VoidCosmos said:

MechJeb said that it would turn into autostruts instead but kraken refused to leav him.

the rules state that only 1 sentence is allowed. These are the only valid.

So, MechJeb Pod decides to initiate *BAD_S SELF DESTRUCT.exe. 

[Dirkidirk]

16 minutes ago, HansonKerman said:

So, MechJeb Pod decides to initiate *BAD_S SELF DESTRUCT.exe. 

fortunately much of the population on board of the ship were able to escape and land on the other moons of ovin, with john wick kerman on the side of one of them.

Spoiler

is murble a moon of ovin or glumo? I can't remember.

 

[HansonKerman]

but then kopernicus was deleted from GameData.

[Dirkidirk]

2 hours ago, HansonKerman said:

but then kopernicus was deleted from GameData.

It appears that our 312 remaining heroes have lost, but what is that, the ship john kerman arrived in, only a short way's away?!?  

[SuperMiiBrother]

Unfortunately, he crashed on landing.

[KerbolExplorer]

But he lived!

[SuperMiiBrother]

And then he died.

[Dirkidirk]

But he actually lives and the various survivors dock to the ship.

Spoiler

On 4/10/2020 at 10:31 AM, SuperMiiBrother said:

Unfortunately, he crashed on landing.

technically you can't crash in a landing if there is nothing to land on. 

 

[SuperMiiBrother]

A random turtle shell falls from...up.

[KerbolExplorer]

and creates a tsunami on impact

[RoninFrog]

The tsunami knocks over my sand castle. 

But then it plasters it all over the Empire State Building! 

[kerbiloid]

So you had to stop building your empire state for the moment, and stay a republic.

You start participating in elections.

[SuperMiiBrother]

Meanwhile, Bill Kerman gets fired from his job.

[Dirkidirk]

meanwhile in high kerbol orbit, them survivors arrive and discover a whole slough (862) of shells approaching kerbin!!!

[KerbolExplorer]

they quickly start making memes about it

Edited April 18, 2020 by KerbolExplorer

[Mukita12]

But the memes is bad to say the least