There is a Zombie apocalypse. You only have the last thing you googled to protect you. How do you fare?

[Piatzin]

"How to make pancakes."

.....

At least I'll die eating something yummy....

Edited January 19, 2018 by Earthlinger

[Chel]

Immortality! Wait... in all seriousness probably just cat memes 

[kerbiloid]

46 minutes ago, Earthlinger said:

"How to make pancakes."

.....

At least I'll die eating something yummy....

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Zombie apocalypse

Braincakes

17 minutes ago, The_Cat_In_Space said:

Immortality!

This is him who started the zombocalypse.

[TheKSPBeginner]

"portal gun"

Good

[roboslacker]

I'm now the proud owner of a rare Vekoma Splash Party roller coaster, one of only two in existence. I'm dead.

[DAL59]

Rasputin and Grevious

[Kernel Kraken]

"Infinite Ammo Minigun"

Hmm.... Why not? Thanks fallout!

Last thing Legitimately googled: IS-2 heavy Tank.

Still would do just fine. Having a tank never hurt someone's zombie apocalypse survival odds, right?

 

Edited February 7, 2018 by TheMadKraken2297

[Guest]

"Roblox"

I guess the zombies might get entertained form this game?

[Sorabh]

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Homemade Chebureki

Maybe, I can offer some to the zombies and they will keep me alive, so that I can cook even more cheburekis for them?

[kerbiloid]

(You realize that the zombidemy started when someone ate a 3-day-old cheburek in the street.
First he fell breathless, but 3 days later rised and began biting others.

So maybe if you can offer them chebureks with brains, you can rule them.)

[Kernel Kraken]

4 hours ago, kerbiloid said:

(You realize that the zombidemy started when someone ate a 3-day-old cheburek in the street.
First he fell breathless, but 3 days later rised and began biting others.

So maybe if you can offer them chebureks with brains, you can rule them.)

Put taste-less and smell- less zombie repellant/ Zomb- Away in the chebureks?

[kerbiloid]

7 hours ago, TheMadKraken2297 said:

Put taste-less and smell- less zombie repellant/ Zomb- Away in the chebureks

No way! They will do everything for a brainburek.

[Kernel Kraken]

It will end the apocalypse tho... And they will require a constant supply of brainbureks. That's gonna start costing a lot of money!

 

[TheKSPBeginner]

"kis pick up"

I can throw them!

[Confused Scientist]

Hydroponics disadvantages to the rescue!

[TheKSPBeginner]

deep impact

CRUD!

[Lyphian]

Google images of sasquatch

[Kernel Kraken]

T-14 Armata. 4th generation Russian MVT? don't mind if I do.

[qzgy]

Urine.

I'm screwed?

[RealKerbal3x]

The last thing I googled was....my school’s website.

I have....um.......a bunch of tweets from the maths department and parents evening dates.

I don’t know.

[Waidek]

translator :-(
Triumph Crate to Rocket League, this is something that will be useful to me during the zombie apocalypse and also today when I play with my mate on Ps4 in Rocket league (and on PC) and I want to find and buy Triumph Crates Buy Triumph Crates

Edited March 22, 2018 by Waidek

[HansonKerman]

ksp forums. Maybe I can entertain the zombies and make them users so they'll stop attacking everyone? Orr.... somehow?

On 2/26/2018 at 10:59 AM, RealKerbal3x said:

The last thing I googled was....my school’s website.

I have....um.......a bunch of tweets from the maths department and parents evening dates.

I don’t know.

You can bore them to second death.

On 12/17/2017 at 4:48 AM, kerbiloid said:

The frightened creepers will run away and burst between the zombies.

Ooooh, yes!

[RealKerbal3x]

24 minutes ago, HansonKerman said:

ksp forums. Maybe I can entertain the zombies and make them users so they'll stop attacking everyone? Orr.... somehow?

They'll just spam the forums with 'BRAINNNS.....'

[Ultimate Steve]

4 minutes ago, RealKerbal3x said:

They'll just spam the forums with 'BRAINNNS.....'

BRAAAIIIIIIINNNNNNNNAAAAAAA!

[HansonKerman]

1 hour ago, RealKerbal3x said:

They'll just spam the forums with 'BRAINNNS.....'

Oh... good point... I could give them a headache?