Rephrase the scentence above!

[Fraston]

Die Hard.

[kerbiloid]

Destroy HDD

[HansonKerman]

Break initialism.

[Kernel Kraken]

Make first-ism dissapear.

[HansonKerman]

Make hyphens go *poof!*

[Mad Rocket Scientist]

Irreversibly erase punctuation with audible effects.

[kerbiloid]

Screams of a grammar pedant reading an SMS.

[Fraston]

screeching pronoun talismans reading an IM.

[HansonKerman]

1 hour ago, kerbiloid said:

Screams of a grammar pedant reading an SMS.

This is rephrase sentence above, not garble.

1 hour ago, Fraston said:

screeching pronoun talismans reading an IM.

Loud magical objects reading iMessage.

[Fraston]

Jumping the shark.

Edited September 19, 2018 by Fraston

[roboslacker]

Jump over the non-pugnilised selachian entity

[kerbiloid]

Increase your potential energy to reach the safety treshold.

[Kernel Kraken]

Use whatever means possible to make sure your current physical mass has a high amount of energy to be released in the form of kinetic energy to reach a safe area.

[Ultimate Steve]

Outrun a Tsunami.

[Human Person]

Be faster than a large amount of water.

Edited October 19, 2018 by Human Person

[Kernel Kraken]

Gotta go fast a water tank.

[Ultimate Steve]

Sonic an amphibious armored vehicle.

[0111narwhalz]

Supercavitating hardened water-launched missile

[Dark Junior]

Big scary torpedo.

[guesswho2778]

rather large frightening underwater missile

[kerbiloid]

a godzilla killah

[Kernel Kraken]

Lizard demolisher.

[Fraston]

Gecko kryptonite 

[FahmiRBLX]

Gray krypton.

[RealKerbal3x]

Grey krypton.