create a/the rules for a ridiculous board/card game

[Boorang]

the rules are simple: you post the rules for a board/card game.

you can end an incomplete rule set with ". . ." to make the next person add to the rules.

if the previous post ended with". . ." then you have to start with ". . ." and write a continuation of their rules.

card games are marked with "c", board games "b" and games with both "cb"

do not end posts in commas!

I'll start. (C) deal six cards from a double deck of poker cards.

turns move clockwise around the table.

if you get an ace of spades. . .

 

Edited April 2, 2018 by Boorang

[quasarrgames]

...you have to throw the card at someone as fast as possible. If you hit their face...

[ARS]

...you have to draw 3 more cards, if any of them is aces, you have to repeat the previous step before your opponent throw their card on your face. If you fail...

[Boorang]

...repeat until there are no card in your hand.

to win..

[DAL59]

capture 15 planets, or build two dyson sphere, or...

[roboslacker]

Have all the cards in the deck in your mouth, as a result of them being thrown there,

[YNM]

then hurtle them towards the opponent gracefully...

[Boorang]

14 hours ago, YNM said:

then hurtle them towards the opponent gracefully...

if the previous post ended with". . ." then you have to start with ". . ." and write a continuation of their rules!

17 hours ago, roboslacker said:

Have all the cards in the deck in your mouth, as a result of them being thrown there,

do not end posts in commas!

...if they catch you win!

[kerbiloid]

There is "9" card. 
It's greater than "8", but lesser than "10".

[roboslacker]

The 10 card is worth more than the 8 card, but less than the five card, which is worth less than the other cards.

[YNM]

8 hours ago, Boorang said:

if the previous post ended with". . ." then you have to start with ". . ." and write a continuation of their rules!

...

do not end posts in commas!

This is like telling children not to stick stuff up their nose.

 

On Topic :

Worthless these cards may be, they're more worth it than the chips.

[roboslacker]

7 yellow chips equal a 10 card, and 5 yellow chips equal a 5 card. 2 blue chips equal a 11 card or a 8 card, and 5 blue chips equal Stefan's constant. If the sum of all the cards in your hand is prime, you gain a green chip. Green chips can be exchanged for blue & yellow chips at a 1/e²/π ratio, respectively. Purple cards can only be obtained...

Edited March 31, 2018 by roboslacker
fixed spelling

[Boorang]

...by eating them.

okay new game!

(C)all players are dealt 2 cards...

Edited April 2, 2018 by Boorang
delete this post

[Kernel Kraken]

Which are laced with clorophorm.

[Boorang]

if the players smell the cards  they lose consciousness...

[roboslacker]

...and any conscious players take their stuff

[Just Jim]

33 minutes ago, roboslacker said:

...and any conscious players take their stuff

Then the deck gets re-shuffled... unless it's Tuesday...

[adsii1970]

Then the direction of play reverses itself...

[ARS]

And the first bystander that passes nearby are forced to play...

[YNM]

... a contrabassoon.

[roboslacker]

(B) There is a board consisting of a purple & yellow polar grid...

[Xorth Tanovar]

...upon which each square is printed a random hexadecimal value ranging from 0 to FFFF...

Edited April 4, 2018 by Xorth Tanovar

[YNM]

... which stands for [REDACTED].

[Mrcarrot]

Guess what the [REDACTED] is to win!

[roboslacker]

c: To begin the game, each player is dealt 3 cards, corresponding to the dates of their birth, death, and most significant achievement.