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Just now, The_Cat_In_Space said:

What if cats teamed up with lego? Cats built armour made of lego, so people can't kick the cats or they risk extreme and agonizing pain (because they're kicking the lego armour on the cat)

Then wear shoes. 

Or, shoot it.

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1 minute ago, Lo Var Lachland said:

Then wear shoes. 

Or, shoot it.

And if cat armour was made of lego on the outside and titanim-diamond alloy on the inside? (You can't kick them, and they are invulnerable to all forms of attack) And if they were armed with rapid firing miniguns, homing missiles, and laser eyes?

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1 hour ago, The_Cat_In_Space said:

And if cat armour was made of lego on the outside and titanim-diamond alloy on the inside? (You can't kick them, and they are invulnerable to all forms of attack) And if they were armed with rapid firing miniguns, homing missiles, and laser eyes?

Nuke it from orbit. Only way to be sure. And even then, a second serving may be a good idea...

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Ha! Cats with miniguns and missiles will be able to shoot down the planes before they reach their target, fool!

21 minutes ago, Bill Phil said:

Nuke it from orbit. Only way to be sure. And even then, a second serving may be a good idea...

You're forgetting that cats have been in space, and they have brought back valuable knowledge for the hidden Feline Space Program

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5 hours ago, Geonovast said:

So, if we were to create a vast society of intelligent computers based on human intelligence, there would have to be a portion of, uh, cognitively differently-abled AIs, right?  Ones that didn't believe that they were computers, but humans?

Don't we have this already right here?

 

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2 hours ago, The_Cat_In_Space said:

Ha! Cats with miniguns and missiles will be able to shoot down the planes before they reach their target, fool!

You're forgetting that cats have been in space, and they have brought back valuable knowledge for the hidden Feline Space Program

I think you'll need special vacuum missiles for shooting in orbit. 

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On 9/4/2018 at 7:24 PM, The_Cat_In_Space said:

And if cat armour was made of lego on the outside and titanim-diamond alloy on the inside? (You can't kick them, and they are invulnerable to all forms of attack) And if they were armed with rapid firing miniguns, homing missiles, and laser eyes?

Titanium alloy isn't bulletproof enough for a cat to be invulnerable to bullets and still be able to move. That stuff is heavy.

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RE: Armoring Cats

I don't know of cat armor, but they do make dog armor. It doesn't use titanium or anything exotic like that, just kevlar, so it's only rated Level II or IIIA, proof against handgun rounds only. I suppose you could make something similar but smaller for cats, but getting the cat to actually wear it would be left as an exercise for the owner.

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11 hours ago, cubinator said:

One day, someone is going to run DOOM on a human brain.

I guess they do this after every Doom championship.

The computer is already off, but the player is still scowling at the creatures around with a double barrel and a chainsaw in hands.

Like after you have been playing tetris for an hour.

9 hours ago, TheSaint said:

I don't know of cat armor,

Here you go.
 

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12 hours ago, cubinator said:

One day, someone is going to run DOOM on a human brain.

Kind of reminds me of Tynan Sylvester's theories on game design. He says that the game systems don't matter, only the model of those systems inside the player's brain. It's interesting how close that is to how AIs are trained to play video games. (courtesy of this blog on neural networks)

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7 hours ago, Mad Rocket Scientist said:

Kind of reminds me of Tynan Sylvester's theories on game design. He says that the game systems don't matter, only the model of those systems inside the player's brain. It's interesting how close that is to how AIs are trained to play video games. (courtesy of this blog on neural networks)

That makes sense. For instance, every planet in KSP has a point-mass at its center, and the ground is a hollow shell. But our brains don't really know or care about that while casually playing the game.

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