Kerbinchaser Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 (edited) 56 minutes ago, The_Cat_In_Space said: If cats ruled the world, humans could simply live on boats and create sea-fairing societies, because cats hate water. Well, we could just kick them hard enough. Edited September 5, 2018 by Lo Var Lachland Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chel Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 Just now, Lo Var Lachland said: Well, we could just kick them hard enough. https://media2.giphy.com/media/13OUTTY6cLeJQQ/200.gif What if cats teamed up with lego? Cats built armour made of lego, so people can't kick the cats or they risk extreme and agonizing pain (because they're kicking the lego armour on the cat) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbinchaser Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 (edited) Just now, The_Cat_In_Space said: What if cats teamed up with lego? Cats built armour made of lego, so people can't kick the cats or they risk extreme and agonizing pain (because they're kicking the lego armour on the cat) Then wear shoes. Or, shoot it. Edited September 5, 2018 by Lo Var Lachland Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chel Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 1 minute ago, Lo Var Lachland said: Then wear shoes. Or, shoot it. And if cat armour was made of lego on the outside and titanim-diamond alloy on the inside? (You can't kick them, and they are invulnerable to all forms of attack) And if they were armed with rapid firing miniguns, homing missiles, and laser eyes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbinchaser Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 3 minutes ago, The_Cat_In_Space said: And if cat armour was made of lego on the outside and titanim-diamond alloy on the inside? (You can't kick them, and they are invulnerable to all forms of attack) And if they were armed with rapid firing miniguns, homing missiles, and laser eyes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chel Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 53 minutes ago, Lo Var Lachland said: Can't see the image. What is it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Phil Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 1 hour ago, The_Cat_In_Space said: And if cat armour was made of lego on the outside and titanim-diamond alloy on the inside? (You can't kick them, and they are invulnerable to all forms of attack) And if they were armed with rapid firing miniguns, homing missiles, and laser eyes? Nuke it from orbit. Only way to be sure. And even then, a second serving may be a good idea... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbinchaser Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 1 hour ago, The_Cat_In_Space said: Can't see the image. What is it? Keep calm and napalm. It's a plane dropping a bomb. Let me try a different link: Funny enough, this image came from this: Spoiler Which I posted last year, I think... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chel Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 Ha! Cats with miniguns and missiles will be able to shoot down the planes before they reach their target, fool! 21 minutes ago, Bill Phil said: Nuke it from orbit. Only way to be sure. And even then, a second serving may be a good idea... You're forgetting that cats have been in space, and they have brought back valuable knowledge for the hidden Feline Space Program Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 5 hours ago, Geonovast said: So, if we were to create a vast society of intelligent computers based on human intelligence, there would have to be a portion of, uh, cognitively differently-abled AIs, right? Ones that didn't believe that they were computers, but humans? Don't we have this already right here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbinchaser Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 2 hours ago, The_Cat_In_Space said: Ha! Cats with miniguns and missiles will be able to shoot down the planes before they reach their target, fool! You're forgetting that cats have been in space, and they have brought back valuable knowledge for the hidden Feline Space Program I think you'll need special vacuum missiles for shooting in orbit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 Cats hate zero-G. Spoiler They won't be chasing you in the space unless you make an artificial gravity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
p1t1o Posted September 5, 2018 Author Share Posted September 5, 2018 Birds are air-fish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 32 minutes ago, p1t1o said: Birds are air-fish They even have shown this in "The Future Is Wild" as flish. Spoiler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Kraken Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 (edited) On 9/4/2018 at 7:24 PM, The_Cat_In_Space said: And if cat armour was made of lego on the outside and titanim-diamond alloy on the inside? (You can't kick them, and they are invulnerable to all forms of attack) And if they were armed with rapid firing miniguns, homing missiles, and laser eyes? Titanium alloy isn't bulletproof enough for a cat to be invulnerable to bullets and still be able to move. That stuff is heavy. Edited September 6, 2018 by Kernel Kraken ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbinchaser Posted September 6, 2018 Share Posted September 6, 2018 8 hours ago, Kernel Kraken said: Titanium allow isn't bulletproof enough for a cat to be invulnerable to bullets and still be able to move. That stuff is heavy. Alloy. And you're right. The cats would probably die where they stood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
p1t1o Posted September 6, 2018 Author Share Posted September 6, 2018 Interestingly enough, "titanium-diamond alloy" would be titanium carbide, which is a very hard ceramic material not entirely unsuitable for armour purposes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Kraken Posted September 6, 2018 Share Posted September 6, 2018 10 hours ago, Lo Var Lachland said: Alloy. And you're right. The cats would probably die where they stood. Oof... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 6, 2018 Share Posted September 6, 2018 Spoiler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Kraken Posted September 6, 2018 Share Posted September 6, 2018 6 hours ago, p1t1o said: Interestingly enough, "titanium-diamond alloy" would be titanium carbide, which is a very hard ceramic material not entirely unsuitable for armour purposes. But, of course... We could just make robo cats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
p1t1o Posted September 6, 2018 Author Share Posted September 6, 2018 27 minutes ago, Kernel Kraken said: But, of course... We could just make robo cats. How about a Samurai Pizza Cat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbinchaser Posted September 6, 2018 Share Posted September 6, 2018 5 hours ago, p1t1o said: How about a Samurai Pizza Cat? Put anchovies on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted September 7, 2018 Share Posted September 7, 2018 One day, someone is going to run DOOM on a human brain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSaint Posted September 7, 2018 Share Posted September 7, 2018 RE: Armoring Cats I don't know of cat armor, but they do make dog armor. It doesn't use titanium or anything exotic like that, just kevlar, so it's only rated Level II or IIIA, proof against handgun rounds only. I suppose you could make something similar but smaller for cats, but getting the cat to actually wear it would be left as an exercise for the owner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 8, 2018 Share Posted September 8, 2018 (edited) 11 hours ago, cubinator said: One day, someone is going to run DOOM on a human brain. I guess they do this after every Doom championship. The computer is already off, but the player is still scowling at the creatures around with a double barrel and a chainsaw in hands. Like after you have been playing tetris for an hour. 9 hours ago, TheSaint said: I don't know of cat armor, Here you go. Spoiler Also this one. Edited September 8, 2018 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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