AlamoVampire Posted August 29, 2023 Share Posted August 29, 2023 (edited) Because youre making a sandwich and have run out of pickles 051408292023 new page 051508292023 Edited August 29, 2023 by AlamoVampire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 29, 2023 Share Posted August 29, 2023 To get the correct time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 29, 2023 Share Posted August 29, 2023 To test a found cellphone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted August 29, 2023 Share Posted August 29, 2023 Calling 911 because I have balls of steel. (Operator: "Unless you're stuck to a very big magnet, it's not an emergency.") Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kspbutitscursed Posted August 29, 2023 Share Posted August 29, 2023 calling 911 or 000 because you forgot where your phone is.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 30, 2023 Share Posted August 30, 2023 To ask them about 555 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted August 30, 2023 Share Posted August 30, 2023 To report loss of feeling in your foot because 12 pounds of cat is laying on it 030208302023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted August 30, 2023 Share Posted August 30, 2023 Calling 911 for help finding my copy of The Tibetan Book of the Dead. (Operator: "Where did you last trip out?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted August 31, 2023 Share Posted August 31, 2023 Because you want to ask the operator out on a date 230208302023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 31, 2023 Share Posted August 31, 2023 To ask what number to call in an emergency. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted August 31, 2023 Share Posted August 31, 2023 To get an oil change 073008312023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 31, 2023 Share Posted August 31, 2023 ... when your boat name is Exxon Valdez. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted August 31, 2023 Share Posted August 31, 2023 To see if they will wash your car 120908312023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted September 1, 2023 Share Posted September 1, 2023 To get a movie review. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted September 1, 2023 Share Posted September 1, 2023 To get a comic book review 203908312023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
5099305 Posted September 1, 2023 Share Posted September 1, 2023 To get an agreement on an opinion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted September 1, 2023 Share Posted September 1, 2023 To announce your breakfast @5099305 welcome to the forums! 024009012023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted September 1, 2023 Share Posted September 1, 2023 Calling 911 to continue a chain-letter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted September 1, 2023 Share Posted September 1, 2023 (edited) Calling 9-1-1 because you want them to read you a bedtime story 114009012023 Edited September 1, 2023 by AlamoVampire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 2, 2023 Share Posted September 2, 2023 Calling 911 to inform them that the world is damaged. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted September 2, 2023 Share Posted September 2, 2023 Because it was mentioned in the cheating thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted September 2, 2023 Share Posted September 2, 2023 Because the water is tepid and you asked for tepid water 013209022023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 2, 2023 Share Posted September 2, 2023 6 hours ago, ColdJ said: Because it was mentioned in the cheating thread. You may not believe, but first I had posted this post, and a moment later opened the cheat post, and read there about the damaged world. It's something wrong running in Matrix, I call 991. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted September 3, 2023 Share Posted September 3, 2023 To tell a Dad joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 3, 2023 Share Posted September 3, 2023 Especially if when dad had done this joke, two storehouses called the firefighters at once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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