kerbiloid Posted September 6, 2023 Share Posted September 6, 2023 Because reflux. ... and newp age. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted September 6, 2023 Share Posted September 6, 2023 Banned because jello is a thing 143209062023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 7, 2023 Share Posted September 7, 2023 Banned because trello is better than jello. Maybe. Used none. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted September 7, 2023 Share Posted September 7, 2023 Because threads got mixed up lol 082209072023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 8, 2023 Share Posted September 8, 2023 Calling 911 cuz u can. (After doing this several tens of pages ago, I guess). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted September 8, 2023 Share Posted September 8, 2023 Because you want to say hi 093909082023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted September 9, 2023 Share Posted September 9, 2023 To get help with your maths homework. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted September 9, 2023 Share Posted September 9, 2023 To see if they wanna duet The Other Side 214309082023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted September 9, 2023 Share Posted September 9, 2023 To ask them to call 000 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 9, 2023 Share Posted September 9, 2023 To awake Cthulhu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted September 10, 2023 Share Posted September 10, 2023 To sing a lullaby to the operator 111409102023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted September 12, 2023 Share Posted September 12, 2023 Calling 911 to argue you aren't drunk and are perfectly capable of doing that trick with the forklift. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted September 12, 2023 Share Posted September 12, 2023 To ask them if after all the bad things you have gone through and continue to go through if you will be ok, because no one seems willing to or able to say to you. 234309112023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 12, 2023 Share Posted September 12, 2023 Call 911 to inform them that extrasolar invaders, in a blue-and-white craft with blinking lights on top, have stopped you on the road, are aiming with blasters, and trying to hijack you for medical examination. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted September 12, 2023 Share Posted September 12, 2023 To report an Enderman who is lurking around your house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 12, 2023 Share Posted September 12, 2023 To report an Enderwoman. Too late... Spoiler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted September 12, 2023 Share Posted September 12, 2023 To see what movies are showing 140809122023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted September 12, 2023 Share Posted September 12, 2023 Calling 911 to ask if the Kongo class was a battleship or battlecruiser. (Operator: "Yes, no, maybe. It depends on the year and nobody has a better answer than that.") Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 13, 2023 Share Posted September 13, 2023 Calling 911 to order Whisky in the Hotel to dance Foxtrot in November in Lima, wearing the Uniform. And Tango. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted September 13, 2023 Share Posted September 13, 2023 To ask which dress looks better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 13, 2023 Share Posted September 13, 2023 To ask about Dres. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted September 13, 2023 Share Posted September 13, 2023 To get them to give you all green lights 102109132023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted September 14, 2023 Share Posted September 14, 2023 To report a river of wine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 14, 2023 Share Posted September 14, 2023 (edited) They call it Brandywine. Edited September 14, 2023 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted September 14, 2023 Share Posted September 14, 2023 To complain that your tee shot in your dream only went 350 yards when you wanted a hole in one on a par 5. 100509142023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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