kerbiloid Posted July 6 Share Posted July 6 Calling 911 to stop them sleeping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 6 Share Posted July 6 Calling 911 to stop the weeping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted July 7 Share Posted July 7 (edited) Calling 911 to order a wheel of cheese 102207072024 new page! 102307072024 Edited July 7 by AlamoVampire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 7 Share Posted July 7 Calling 911 because you are Spoiler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted July 7 Share Posted July 7 Calling 911 because 502 is back 132307072024 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 7 Share Posted July 7 Calling 911 because it's your only record in the contact list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 7 Share Posted July 7 Calling 911 because Olympus the Forums have fallen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted July 8 Share Posted July 8 Calling 911 because you are over oceanic airspace and hearing air traffic control when you should be on the Unicom frequency. 000407082024 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 8 Share Posted July 8 Calling 911 because your Unicom is Unicoded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted July 8 Share Posted July 8 Calling 911 because flying across the Atlantic into sunrise and daylight is disturbing your perception of time… 021707082024 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 8 Share Posted July 8 Calling 911 because time is an illusion and we are decaying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted July 10 Share Posted July 10 Calling 911 to discuss how ephemeral the forums are right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 10 Share Posted July 10 Calling 911 to ask for them to provide a server. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 10 Share Posted July 10 Calling 911 to serve a provider. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tryharder Posted July 10 Share Posted July 10 Calling 911 for them to call 911 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 10 Share Posted July 10 Calling 911 to ask for a tissue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 10 Share Posted July 10 Calling 911 to use them as a bug tracker. Because you brought that bug from the jungles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 11 Share Posted July 11 Calling 911 because you have been bugged. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 11 Share Posted July 11 Calling 911 because a mosquito is abusing you in the bathroom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted July 11 Share Posted July 11 Calling 911 to keep the dream alive. (Operator: "Unless you mean a real person, hang up the phone.") Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 11 Share Posted July 11 Calling 911 because you are on the Dreamliner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted July 12 Share Posted July 12 Calling 911 because you wanted to ask where cool things are found 091607122024 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 12 Share Posted July 12 Calling 911 because you have just recalled that it is a fridge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 13 Share Posted July 13 Calling 911 because they are playing Frozen on the radio. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 13 Share Posted July 13 Calling 911 by the ThreeDawgNight radio to awake the Frozen ones from the vault 31. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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