kerbiloid Posted December 18, 2024 Share Posted December 18, 2024 Calling 911 to say "Pshhhhh!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted December 20, 2024 Share Posted December 20, 2024 Calling 911 to ask if they would like to change their service provider? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarecrow71 Posted December 22, 2024 Share Posted December 22, 2024 On 12/20/2024 at 1:32 AM, ColdJ said: Calling 911 to ask if they would like to change their service provider? Calling 911 to talk to them about their car's extended warranty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted December 23, 2024 Share Posted December 23, 2024 Calling 911 to invite them to join your pyramid scheme. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted December 26, 2024 Share Posted December 26, 2024 Calling 911 to invite people to Boxing Day Box Box Boxing. (Operator: "Stop, or I'm sending the joke police instead.") Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted December 27, 2024 Share Posted December 27, 2024 Calling 911 to book movers to take the boxes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarecrow71 Posted December 28, 2024 Share Posted December 28, 2024 Calling 911 to get tickets to kangaroo boxing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted December 29, 2024 Share Posted December 29, 2024 Calling 911 because you have seen people putting Kangaroo's in boxes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 29, 2024 Share Posted December 29, 2024 Calling 911 because they did it to bring them to the butchery and do the kangaroo unboxing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted December 29, 2024 Share Posted December 29, 2024 Calling 911 because no matter gas I pour on my ice block, my car won't start. (Operator: "Ice? You meant an internal combustion engine, right? Oh no...look, stop pouring gas on it, it's...you've...flooded it...") Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted January 1 Share Posted January 1 Calling 911 because the boulder that you have been pushing up hill all year, just rolled to the bottom, and now you have to start again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 1 Share Posted January 1 Calling 911 to repair the conservation laws. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted Thursday at 05:16 PM Share Posted Thursday at 05:16 PM (From E-Comm's 2024 list) Calling 911... ...because a neighbor was wearing too much cologne. ...because the drycleaners stained a shirt. ...because a McDonald's wasn't open. ...to get directions to a 24/7 Shopppers Drug Mart. ...to complain that the power is out. ...to request technical support. ...because a box of 38 avocados turned out to be rotten. ...because I left a phone in an Uber. ...to request help in removing a wasp nest. ...because a domesticated-looking rabbit was seen in the park. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted Friday at 06:45 AM Share Posted Friday at 06:45 AM Calling 911 to share this thread with them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted Sunday at 04:59 AM Share Posted Sunday at 04:59 AM Calling 911 because I don't get it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted Monday at 03:15 AM Share Posted Monday at 03:15 AM Calling 911 to see if they can get it for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarecrow71 Posted 12 hours ago Share Posted 12 hours ago Calling 911 because Armageddon It. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted 8 hours ago Share Posted 8 hours ago Calling 911 to hum a song, in the hopes they can tell you what it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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