The Ten Commandments of Kerbal space program

[Dat Kerbal Dude]

Thou shalt not name Puf to the Eyeball planet,instead name it Zauron!

also.

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[catloaf]

Thou shalt have scientist Kerbal sit in command chair next to mystery goo and science jr. 

Thou shalt sacrifice 1 in every 10 recruits to the great kraken.

 

[StrandedonEarth]

Thou shalt have no other games besides Kerbal.

Thou shalt not press 'space' until it is time to press 'space' 

 

On 5/21/2020 at 8:33 PM, EchoLima said:

Thou shalt not detach a stage with fuel

Sigly is a devout follower of that commandment...

Spoiler

 

Edited August 7, 2020 by StrandedonEarth

[Dirkidirk]

Leave, no, survivors.

The less evidence the better.

[Dat Kerbal Dude]

Thou Shalt Work on my Planet Pack...

[kerbiloid]

Thou shalt not pack your planets but keep them in orbits.

[Dat Kerbal Dude]

Thou Shalt Focus on my KLP planet Pack(Not MLP)!

[Lewie]

Thou shalt be overjoyed when thy thread get revived!

Thou shalt not visit the imaginary place called "dres"

[Jeb_Needs_A_Parachute]

Thou shall always stuff up Breaking Ground propellers, even if said propellers should spin

[kerbiloid]

1 hour ago, Lewie said:

Thou shalt not visit the imaginary place called "dres"

The 'All these worlds are yours. Except Dres." meme would be better.

[Dat Kerbal Dude]

Thou shalt Go to Earth for this delicious Rocket!

[catloaf]

Thou shalt be mad at NASA for throwing away RS-25's on the hated SLS.

[Dat Kerbal Dude]

Thou Shalt Wonder about this:

[DunaManiac]

For every glitch that shalt be fixed, two shalt take it's place.

[catloaf]

Correction, 2.5.

[Dat Kerbal Dude]

Thou Shalt not annoy me when i'm Coding Marbly and Zvesda from my Planet Pack.

[catloaf]

Thou shalt not annoy others with thy Comic Sans MS.

[Dat Kerbal Dude]

Thou Shalt Mod the Mod so it can Mod!

[Jeb_Needs_A_Parachute]

Thou shall try to run 1.9 mods with 1.10, and discover that thou KSP shall crash (this didn't happen to me though).

[kerbiloid]

Thou shalt not use extendable antennas to animate hatches.

[catloaf]

Thou shalt do rant when squad copy mods in dlc and charge of they 15$ for content worse than mods. But for some reason they still real that there have to buy it.

[Dat Kerbal Dude]

Thou Shalt Ban the Wish above Waiter Soup!

[Moach]

Thou Shalt Useth MOAR BOOSTERS!!!

 

really, how did nobody raise that one yet? it's probably the most classic KSP meme there is 

Edited August 8, 2020 by Moach

[Dat Kerbal Dude]

24 minutes ago, Moach said:

Thou Shalt Useth MOAR BOOSTERS!!!

well...

it's probably now a dead Meme for me...

also.

I'm not one of the users who put a lot of SRB Boosters,i only put them if my engines aren't Powerful enough to Lift off.

For Example:

the Titan IV SRBs,Space Shuttle Solid Boosters,Atlas V SRB's or Delta II Solid Boosters.

[Dat Kerbal Dude]

On 8/8/2020 at 1:54 PM, Kane Kerman said:

well...

it's probably now a dead Meme for me...

also.

I'm not one of the users who put a lot of SRB Boosters,i only put them if my engines aren't Powerful enough to Lift off.

For Example:

the Titan IV SRBs,Space Shuttle Solid Boosters,Atlas V SRB's or Delta II Solid Boosters.

anyways...

FORGET THAT POST!

thou shalt not click the "Don't click this" thread.

Edited August 25, 2020 by Kane Kerman