Abel Military Services Posted January 17, 2023 Share Posted January 17, 2023 3 but a virus called "Plutonium-Uranium bomb" infects the turret, making it busy to crack nuclear launch codes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted January 26, 2023 Share Posted January 26, 2023 4: The launch computers thought this was funny and cracked up laughing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted February 1, 2023 Share Posted February 1, 2023 1 Jeb's plane crashed on Duna. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rutabaga22 Posted February 1, 2023 Author Share Posted February 1, 2023 He looked for a nearby base and saw a rover covered in batteries and solar panels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted February 2, 2023 Share Posted February 2, 2023 3 but unfortunately the rover's wheels are broken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted February 6, 2023 Share Posted February 6, 2023 4: So he fashioned a Kerbal Ball and rolled to the base safely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted February 6, 2023 Share Posted February 6, 2023 1 Jeb planned to rob a Kerbal Bank Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted February 18, 2023 Share Posted February 18, 2023 2: Then realised there were no Banks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted February 19, 2023 Share Posted February 19, 2023 So he robbed KSC's fund vault Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted February 19, 2023 Share Posted February 19, 2023 4: But it was actually KFC so now there is plenty of chicken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted February 19, 2023 Share Posted February 19, 2023 1 The heart of gold is traveling through the universe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted February 24, 2023 Share Posted February 24, 2023 2: When suddenly something highly improbable happens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aerodynamic Kerbal Posted August 4, 2023 Share Posted August 4, 2023 3. It suddenly stops Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 6, 2023 Share Posted August 6, 2023 4. At the beginning of the story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoCalories Posted August 17, 2023 Share Posted August 17, 2023 1. Jeb is flying an SSTO on Laythe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iapetus7342 Posted April 6 Share Posted April 6 2. A bird flies into one of the SSTO's intakes, causing it to crash into Laythe's oceans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rutabaga22 Posted April 6 Author Share Posted April 6 3. Against all probability a sperm whale had suddenly been called into existence several miles above the surface of Laythe. And since this is not a naturally tenable position for a whale, this poor innocent creature had very little time to come to terms with its identity as a whale before it then had to come to terms with not being a whale any more. This is a complete record of its thoughts from the moment it began its life till the moment it ended it. Ah … ! What’s happening? it thought. Er, excuse me, who am I? Hello? Why am I here? What’s my purpose in life? What do I mean by who am I? Calm down, get a grip now … oh! this is an interesting sensation, what is it? It’s a sort of … yawning, tingling sensation in my … my … well I suppose I’d better start finding names for things if I want to make any headway in what for the sake of what I shall call an argument I shall call the world, so let’s call it my stomach. Good. Ooooh, it’s getting quite strong. And hey, what’s about this whistling roaring sound going past what I’m suddenly going to call my head? Perhaps I can call that … wind! Is that a good name? It’ll do … perhaps I can find a better name for it later when I’ve found out what it’s for. It must be something very important because there certainly seems to be a hell of a lot of it. Hey! What’s this thing? This … let’s call it a tail – yeah, tail. Hey! I can can really thrash it about pretty good can’t I? Wow! Wow! That feels great! Doesn’t seem to achieve very much but I’ll probably find out what it’s for later on. Now – have I built up any coherent picture of things yet? No. Never mind, hey, this is really exciting, so much to find out about, so much to look forward to, I’m quite dizzy with anticipation … Or is it the wind? There really is a lot of that now isn’t it? And wow! Hey! What’s this thing suddenly coming towards me very fast? Very very fast. So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding name like … ow … ound … round … ground! That’s it! That’s a good name – ground! I wonder if it will be friends with me? And the rest, after a sudden wet thud, was silence. Jeb saw all this and in his amazement became a bowl of petunias. Curiously enough, the only thing that went through his mind as he fell was Oh no, not again. Many people have speculated that if we knew exactly why jeb had thought that we would know a lot more about the nature of the universe than we do now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iapetus7342 Posted April 19 Share Posted April 19 On 4/6/2024 at 11:17 PM, Rutabaga22 said: 3. Against all probability a sperm whale had suddenly been called into existence several miles above the surface of Laythe. And since this is not a naturally tenable position for a whale, this poor innocent creature had very little time to come to terms with its identity as a whale before it then had to come to terms with not being a whale any more. This is a complete record of its thoughts from the moment it began its life till the moment it ended it. Ah … ! What’s happening? it thought. Er, excuse me, who am I? Hello? Why am I here? What’s my purpose in life? What do I mean by who am I? Calm down, get a grip now … oh! this is an interesting sensation, what is it? It’s a sort of … yawning, tingling sensation in my … my … well I suppose I’d better start finding names for things if I want to make any headway in what for the sake of what I shall call an argument I shall call the world, so let’s call it my stomach. Good. Ooooh, it’s getting quite strong. And hey, what’s about this whistling roaring sound going past what I’m suddenly going to call my head? Perhaps I can call that … wind! Is that a good name? It’ll do … perhaps I can find a better name for it later when I’ve found out what it’s for. It must be something very important because there certainly seems to be a hell of a lot of it. Hey! What’s this thing? This … let’s call it a tail – yeah, tail. Hey! I can can really thrash it about pretty good can’t I? Wow! Wow! That feels great! Doesn’t seem to achieve very much but I’ll probably find out what it’s for later on. Now – have I built up any coherent picture of things yet? No. Never mind, hey, this is really exciting, so much to find out about, so much to look forward to, I’m quite dizzy with anticipation … Or is it the wind? There really is a lot of that now isn’t it? And wow! Hey! What’s this thing suddenly coming towards me very fast? Very very fast. So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding name like … ow … ound … round … ground! That’s it! That’s a good name – ground! I wonder if it will be friends with me? And the rest, after a sudden wet thud, was silence. Jeb saw all this and in his amazement became a bowl of petunias. Curiously enough, the only thing that went through his mind as he fell was Oh no, not again. Many people have speculated that if we knew exactly why jeb had thought that we would know a lot more about the nature of the universe than we do now. 4. The team in the station above laythe are very confused about what happened, before returning to their duties of monitoring Jool, eating snacks and playing Laythal Company. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted April 20 Share Posted April 20 1: A long lost Kraken returns to Kerbin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rutabaga22 Posted April 20 Author Share Posted April 20 2: This upsets the Kerbals. They couldn't launch any more rockets! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted April 21 Share Posted April 21 3: But it did give them rides like in a fun park. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoCalories Posted April 21 Share Posted April 21 4. Unfortunately, one of the Kraken's friends came and accidentally physics-glitched the fun park. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryaja Posted April 21 Share Posted April 21 1: Jebadiah Kerman wanted a rocket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rutabaga22 Posted April 21 Author Share Posted April 21 2: The administrator of the program designed a rocket Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted April 22 Share Posted April 22 3: The engineers built it based on the design. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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