If you were the first person on Phobos/Demios, what would you say?

[The Destroyer]

Like the other thread about mars, but this one with Phobos/Demios.

Id say: "Okay, what the heck is this rock doing here in the first place"?

[Ekku Zakku]

On Phobos, "I can't see out of this huge freaking crater..."

[Bonez621]

Assuming there would be other astronauts there: "Dude, this is TOTALLY going on my facebook!"

[Accelerando]

As I stepped out of the lander, I would slowly and dramatically recite the full text of DOOM: Repercussions of Evil.

[Matokage]

"Thats one small stone for a man, A huge stone for mankind"

[Martonaut]

this is it? ... aww...

[The Destroyer]

Lol. Good ones!

[phoenix_ca]

I'm on a potato!

[sal_vager]

This really belongs in Off-Topic

Plus I'd say, "This place reminds me of the shores of hell"

[Felsmak]

"This place sucks!"

[TooManyErrors]

"That's one small hop for a man, and one giant suborbital leap for mankind."

Edited April 19, 2013 by TooManyErrors

[bigyihsuan]

Spaaaaaaccccccceeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!

[chobit-389]

"Nobody make any sudden movements, the escape velocity here is 5.6 m/s!"

[Rockcoole]

Nine months, six days, three hours and two minutes. For this?

[ZedNova]

"So what did management want us to come here for?"

[ThePyrateCaptain]

I CLAIM THIS PLANET IN THE NAME OF ME!!!!!!

Or

Looks like Bakersfield....

[swiftgates24]

You do realize Phobos and Deimos are moons?

[astropapi1]

"Dude, there's no wi-fi here... Let's go back to earth".

[ThePyrateCaptain]

You do realize Phobos and Deimos are moons?

Yes but after claiming them, I would re name them and label them as Planets. After all they would be mine.

[The Jedi Master]

Me: Uh, I thought we were landing on Mars.

Control: Just go with the script!

Me: Fine. The next giant leap for mankind has occurred. *plants american flag* Can I go home now?

Either that or:

"...Well, this sucks."

[SolarLiner]

"You big planet, captured a so small asteroid ... HOW THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT ????"

[BigBoy734]

One step for a foot,Im on a muther****ing moon of a big huge rock.

MC: JUST PLANT THE FLAG!

Whups,it flew out of my hands,its heading to mars.

Or...

Lets play golf!

*Plop*

*Lands on curiosity rover*

Nailed it!

Or...

*Flag flies to mars and lands*

One small mistake for me,one accidental epic thing by me.

[Camelotking524]

"They know I was the first man on Mars right?"

[Voidryder]

Landing on Phobos: "Recalculating...recalculating...left turn ahead. You will have reached your destination in 5,9770 km. Have a nice day."

[Flymetothemun]

Um. Buzz. I think we're gonna have to get out and throw. Yeah, tinfoil will make for a good fuel tank substitute