101+ Impossible/stupid requests

[Agent30632]

493. My rocket blew up when I landed on Kol! PLEASE FIX

[rexrex600]

YES. I want this

I often put the SAS modules on top of stacks and pretend they're HALs.

57) You need to add Lagrangian points and other PROPER gravitational effects.

58) Dyson Spheres, without lag.

@58-I was gonna say that...

[Eric S]

486 I'd like a giant sea serpent swimming around on Laythe, that attacks your ships if you stay around too long in the dark.

Was I the only one disappointed by the fact that 486 wasn't "KSP needs to run on my phone! and my toaster!"

Maybe I only think that way because I still maintain some 486-based machines for a business. No, they can't be upgraded, the OS won't run on anything with as much as an EISA bus interface, and the hardware drivers needed only work for that version of that OS. Yes, I'm talking to the owner about replacing the whole platform.

[Mr. Rogue Ace]

79: We should be able to select a cool ship that we have made, then we should be able to order a small model of it that sits on a stand with the name of the ship engraved into it.

that..... actually sounds cool

*also good way for the devs and whoever to make some money*

[BadManiac]

494. Female Kerbonauts and space lingerie!

[LeonG17]

495 . Non-exploding rockets.

[Rage097]

496. Put humans in the game!!11!1!

[Rockcoole]

497. Banz moderz!

[firerider521]

494. Female Kerbonauts and space lingerie!

YEAH! EQUALITY!

Oh... wait. Nevermind.

[Tw1]

489: Clever of shoots. Like a Kerbal Fitness Program.

[Deek of Rocketry]

490: For every planet to revolve around Kerbin

491: Replace the Mun with the Sun

492: Pooping in space

493: Kinect capability

494: Having a giant hole drilled through Kerbin so you can fall straight through the planet.

495: Taking the space suit off

496: Replace every small sound bite with pornstars moaning

497: Replace all the Kerbals with the cast from Whose Line...wait...

498: Upside down rockets that still work

499: Letting someone else get #500

[Kilmeister]

#500. Career Mode should involve doing quests in order to get gold, reputation, and boots with agility. Killing boars will be involved.

[rodion_herrera]

-snip- decided to start a thread about it instead

Edited June 4, 2013 by rodion_herrera

[mellojoe]

#501: Kerbals in bluejeans

[tek_604]

#500. Career Mode should involve doing quests in order to get gold, reputation, and boots with agility. Killing boars will be involved.

#500b: Every weapon will be a hunter weapon, and should be able to roll need.

[Richy teh space man]

502 At the end of the career game, you find the remains of the statue of liberty, thus proving that Kerbin is actually Earth.

[tek_604]

502 At the end of the career game, you find the remains of the statue of liberty, thus proving that Kerbin is actually Earth.

If only we could make out Kerbalnauts say... "You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!"

[Richy teh space man]

That sounds like a good suggestion for idea no 503

Or this could be the alternative script:

(Some language discretion suggested)

Edited June 4, 2013 by Richy teh space man

[Richy teh space man]

504 Some kind of religious building so my Kerbals can pray before I blast them into space.

[CosmicX1]

84. If you crash enough rockets into Kerbol can it turn into a black hole?

[AceGamer]

121) Why cant separtons have as much fuel as a SRB?

[Guest]

505) Gratuitous product placement, such as cans of Kerbal Kola in control panel cup holders.

506) Cup holders in all cockpit control panels.

[Epic DaVinci]

507:

Time Travel, i want to get the 6.0 update before its even been developed.

[LeonG17]

508. Ion engine with the thrust of a mainsail

[Kerbal01]

509. LV-1 with the thrust of a mainsail