101+ Impossible/stupid requests

[Vermil]

761:  Realistic wheel and ground vehicle physics?  

 

[RedstoneWizard22]

762) We want pet Krakens (and the real one to be dead)

[Richy teh space man]

The funny thing is, some of these suggestions (female Kerbals, ship printing) are actually a thing now oO

763 Add super heroes, like Bat Kerbal who has a chance of flying past your ship on the way to orbit.

[rodrigoelp]

764 parts to build an helicopter.

765 parts to build a space center on a different planet.

[cubinator]

766: Make Jeb-Ankh-Amen movable via Klaw, and add a cargo bay that fits it.

[Kerbinchaser]

We need cities and towns. 

 

 

[SpaceplaneAddict]

768: Mew engines.... rockets and high-altitude SSTO jets both...... is that really so stupid?

[Xavven]

769: Please add a King Koopa who kidnaps Valentina and you have to rescue her from a lava pit on Moho.

Edited April 23, 2016 by Xavven

[DoctorDavinci]

770: Make Kerbals more organic so that they can evolve to be better adapted to their environment

(This was literally suggested a little while back ... not by me and I am paraphrasing)

Edited April 23, 2016 by DoctorDavinci

[mrclucks]

6 hours ago, rodrigoelp said:

764 parts to build an helicopter.

765 parts to build a space center on a different planet.

Try Duna/Eve/Laythe space program.  They are actually mods

 

771 make the atmosphere weaker.  Last time I stopped my rocket on orbit It got burnt up

[teag2]

772 Make kerbals able to use the toilet in the Astronaut Complex

[WinkAllKerb'']

0: Please Fine Brother, please make a you tube episode like "elders react to ksp and ksp edu"

https://www.youtube.com/user/TheFineBros

Edited April 23, 2016 by WinkAllKerb''

[Guest]

773: Why is Kerbin round when the Earth is actually flat! I DEMAND FLAT KERBIN! NOW!

[justspace103]

i just realized that on like the first page it says female kerbals (#31 i think)

[spacebrick3]

774: Add a computer so your kerbals can play KSP, and have a computer part in their KSP which can play KSP and so on and so on.

[NWKermin]

775: Giant space turtles with worlds on their backs

[rodrigoelp]

2 minutes ago, NWKermin said:

775: Giant space turtles with worlds on their backs

And little wizards running around to the academy... 

[RW-1]

776: Add Kar Kar Blinks

[Runs for Bunker, to play 1.1...]

[Mjp1050]

23 hours ago, spacebrick3 said:

774: Add a computer so your kerbals can play KSP, and have a computer part in their KSP which can play KSP and so on and so on.

KSPception? Got you covered.

Level 2 Astronaut Complex, if anyone's wondering.

Edited April 24, 2016 by Mjp1050

[StrandedonEarth]

3 hours ago, Mjp1050 said:

KSPception? Got you covered.

Level 2 Astronaut Complex, if anyone's wondering.

LOL I was just in there and didn't notice. Went in again and there it is!

Edit: 777: A bug-free update? or at least free of major pitchfork-grabworthy bugs?

Edited April 24, 2016 by StrandedonEarth

[kaesden]

On 5/5/2013 at 5:10 AM, Richy teh space man said:

 

2 I want a teapot floating between Kerbin and Duna

How do you know there isn't one?

[SpaceK]

778) A currency called Koins which can be used to buy a 5000 kN thrust engine that does not require fuel, a self charging Battery and a resource from thin vacuum creator

779) Microtransactions to buy Koins with real money

[teag2]

780: You should be able to de-orbit planets and moons. Including Jool, and the Sun.

[kaesden]

781: the sun should orbit a blackhole that we can attempt to visit.

[Ultimate Steve]

782: You should be able to pilot planets like ships, provided you can find that planet's crew hatch.

(Actually, that would be soooooo fun to mess around with!)