101+ reasons why we are not NASA

[TheDarkStar]

302. We often value fuel more than our astronauts.

303. Astronauts still gladly agree to fly our rockets, even after hundreds of lethal failures.

[Bioman222]

304: We out thousands of useless solar panels on our space stations because they look cool.

Also, on the note of #1 being wrong, we don't modify our ICBMs when we strap kerbals onto them.

[bigpapabearxx]

30. We de-orbit space stations to see how "cool" they look

NASA is going to do that with the ISS in about 10-20 years.

[CaptinKornflake]

305. We use antennae that don't work

(HOW IS THIS ON THE FRONT PAGE AGAIN?)

[LeonG17]

306 . We have yet to invent health and safety.

[Rage097]

307. We have an infinite supply of eager volunteers yet we still send unmanned probes out.

[LeonG17]

308 . Our "Volunteers" survive the worst crashes to be reborn and are occasionally cloned to produce multiple of them.

[TriumphantFailure]

309: Our Space crew is not even trained to use a spoon and fork (maybe even not heard of it), but yet, they still get their spacecraft with INFINITY struts and INFINITY boosters

only 20 metres before it explodes.

[Baldilox]

310: We will occasionally order pilots out of perfectly good space craft in order to perform months long EVA's to get back home due to boredom. Where they subsequently hit the atmosphere at thousands of meters per second, light on fire, then smash into crust of our planet at fatal speeds... oh wait, do you guys do that?

[Sapphire]

311: Out pilots crack smiles when doing EVA reentry.

311.5 (probably already said): Our program's most important constraint is not fuel, but lag.

[Spaceisbeautifulul]

312: That distinctive sound of explosions is music to our ears.

313: We do a reentry with no parachutes and land our crew on their heads.

[rodion_herrera]

314: Countdowns will be on hold til I finish my cup of coffee.

[LeonG17]

315: We sometimes consider explosions to be a job well done

[astropapi1]

315: We sometimes consider explosions to be a job well done

316: Landed on Kerbin? Don't know where the **** you are on the planet? Good job!

317: The fact that we already reached 317

[LeonG17]

318. That we don't bother with pick-up missions for the landed Kerbalnauts, we expect them to walk home

[Dynamo]

319. Playing "The Delta - V budget is Right" an accepted design method when making interplanetary ships.

320. We scramble rescue missions for Kerbals in orbit around other planets immediately.

321. Jeb would be bored at NASA.

[Henri von Braun]

322. F9 and Savefile editing !

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[AlternNocturn]

323. Climbing out of a vehicle upside down and dropping onto their heads is a perfectly reasonable method of egress for astronauts.

[Flixxbeatz]

324. We re-enter the atmosphere with nothing but spacesuits.

[inigma]

325. We modify our ribbons with a black streak when we lose a Kerbal, and we keep our jobs as chief space flight engineer and mission control manager.

[Kerbal01]

326:We smash our spacecraft through the atmosphere at 5km/s straight down and when the chutes deploy they survive

[LeonG17]

327. We can do WHATEVER we want, within or outside the bounds of sanity.

[MGUARN]

328.We do more scientific progress in one mission than nasa.(Example:land ,and survey every planet)

[Trekkette]

329 - Uncontrolled explosions are kind of the point.

[MGUARN]

330.We use our rockets for 4th of july ,or make a wonderful firework display.