100 ways to get kicked out of wallmart

[MGUARN]

365 go inside with a propane tank ,and as for a lighter.

[ThatNoob]

366. Making the beat drop in public

[MGUARN]

367. build a rail line into the store.

[BFGfreak]

*Actually happened today*

Climb onto the shelves to unbolt a display then drag it up to customer service to claim you bought it and it's not working.

I had to repeat myself to management when that happened, but I guess some people are that dumb to do something like that.

[MGUARN]

368.Get chains ,and a motor ,and a print out of Gordon's face ,and have a bunch of people ,and carts ,and thunder through wal-mart saying "EXPRESS COMING THROUGH! OUT OF THE WAY!"

[Bioman222]

369. Strap expensive electronics to model rocket and launch them at the wall.

[Bilfr3d]

370. Take Jeb shopping with you......

[Jnrdingo]

371 'implant' some cherry bombs into some barbie dolls as breasts and blow them up, then blame them on the doctors...

[ROFLCopter64bit]

372

Obstruct the entrance/exit

[MGUARN]

373-play runaway train with dozens of shopping carts ,and a go-kart.

[Lazareyes]

378: Use all the coke bottles in a huge Bottle-Rocket

EDIT: 378? Really? I mean 374, of course.

[MGUARN]

375. build a steam powered shopping cart ,and drive around the store.

[NASAFanboy]

376. Drive through the walls on a large tank with spikes all over and a skull painted on the side while hijacking the speakers to be playing Metallica the moment you smash in, and to do it while having machine guns blazing away on all sides and for it to be firing a missile at the meat aisle.

[MGUARN]

377. play with the lighters ,and the massive amounts of hair spray.

[minimuffin]

Start breakdancing singing, "WAlMart WalMART is so fun! Dah DAH dah DAh dah! Drive a cart, around a store, do a BREAKDance, and sing this song! BuY YOUR GROCERIES!" Sung to the tune of any familiar catchy tune. All the while staring at everybody.

That was totally random, and I shall now hide in a corner.

[Noname117]

379. Bring a couple friends, eat a bunch of bananas and hold onto the peels, then hop onto shopping carts and race around the mall, throwing the banana peels at each other

[mrrpamplemousse]

380 : stare at that kid for to long...

[MGUARN]

381: belly slide on the floors with oil every where.

[Lord_Potato]

382: Necro an old thread.

[Ravenchant]

383: reply to a necro of an old thread. But only if it's proper necroing. If you summon a ghost or two, you get free cookies instead.

[Skyler4856]

#382

Hide in the toilet paper section

[MGUARN]

383: set off firecrackers in the food section.

[Captain Sierra]

#384:

Take two bags of flower and a large handful of firecrackers (and duct tape). Tape bags together with firecrackers in between. detonate.

[Nick7892]

385 Find a empty checkout aisle and use the speaker yelling random stuff.

Edited January 12, 2014 by Nick7892

[Bioman222]

386: Get 50 people, and using in-stock Nerf guns have a full blown Nerf CTF match, and when the manager tries to kick you out, empty a magazine of darts onto him.

EDIT:

Also use the shopping carts as attack jeeps to attack the other team or as resupply trucks.