DunaManiac Posted December 28, 2017 Share Posted December 28, 2017 2039, you go on a vr trip through the holy seplechure church and are beamed to the next floor by jean luc picard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KerBlitz Kerman Posted December 28, 2017 Share Posted December 28, 2017 2040: you fall onto 2041 as the newly designed Ultimate Improbability Device makes it so when you fall off a building it is impossible to reach the ground. By the way, you did fall, the building swallowed you and spits you onto 2041. 2041: Villagers destroy the UID, and schematics, then massacre the project heads. The world is ~ right once more! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DunaManiac Posted December 29, 2017 Share Posted December 29, 2017 2042. By now the buildings height has reached geostationary orbit, and you see a small DunaManiac's Cobalt Republic of the Hill (DMCRH) through the window. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tux1 Posted December 29, 2017 Share Posted December 29, 2017 2043: You're starting to get tired, after 2042 floors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DunaManiac Posted December 30, 2017 Share Posted December 30, 2017 2044, you realise you are now 27 years older than you were when you started, and you collapse from exhaustion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tux1 Posted December 30, 2017 Share Posted December 30, 2017 2045: WWII finally ends after a century. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hypercosmic Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 (edited) 2046: You woke up, refill your water bottle, then continue walking, oblivious to what just happened in floor 2045. Before leaving for the next floor, you turned on your altimeter, which says that the current altitude is 8,184 meters. Edited December 31, 2017 by Hypercosmic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tux1 Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 2047: Which is weird, because isn't geostationary orbit at 35,786 km above the earths surface? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 2048. You realize that this is 211th floor, and this makes you happy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boorang Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 2013: wheatley's monitor. he says: where is my cheesegrater?! crushers come down and you run for the stairs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UnionPacific1983WP Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 2049: ....Something indescribable. 2050: You feel like you're entering the future. 2051: Hmm? A little white dog with the power to control the universe? Odd. 2052: Doesn't it feel like you're nearing greatness? 2053: You're in a rush, but this floor is full of golden flowers. 2054: Two away. From what? Who knows. 2055: You feel a robotic presence above. 2056: You stumble across A.E.G.I.S. It's been shut down for a while due to a test subject named Mel, who escaped in the elevator. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 2057. You are Mel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tux1 Posted January 1, 2018 Share Posted January 1, 2018 2058: No more arcs, please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hypercosmic Posted January 1, 2018 Share Posted January 1, 2018 2059: When you're walking up to this floor, you start to get confused because at floor 2042 you thought that you're at the GEO, but from there, the view outside, the gravity and the altimeter insists that your altitude is still at around eight kilometers. Maybe it was just a hyper-realistic wallpaper after all... Just get over with it, you. Upon arrival, you noticed that this floor's theme is quite surreal. You see yourself among the stars, with glass-like, light-reflecting shapes floating around slowly. Some 'creatures' move in groups and occasionally speeds up and stop and interact with each other. You then realized that the scenery took place around a Mars-like planet in habitable zone around a red dwarf. There is no evidence for any intelligent lifeforms, so you decide to just snap some pictures for reference and head on to the next floor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boorang Posted January 2, 2018 Share Posted January 2, 2018 (edited) 2060:a guy with a cowboy hat walks past with a parrot. there are tiny gorillas under your skin. Spoiler the next layer is a spoiler for what this is a reference to Spoiler narbonic spoiler ahead,direct post spoiler panels 2&3! Spoiler narbonic By Shaenon K. Garrity. my first image post. Edited January 2, 2018 by Boorang Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted January 2, 2018 Share Posted January 2, 2018 2061: the lights are not working, just a few really dim bulbs flickering. In this darkness, you are likely to be eaten by a Grue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Kraken Posted February 4, 2018 Share Posted February 4, 2018 2062, you enter a room full of Ketchapp Devs making a terrible 2048 sequel called 2062. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 2063: In Star Trek chronology, Zefram Cochrane makes Earth's first warp speed flight on April 5. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roboslacker Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 2064: Due to a construction error, this floor does not exist. Sorry about that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YNM Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 2065 : Toilets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HansonKerman Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 (edited) You take a bathroom break, and go onto the next floor and are surprised to see that you are hanging onto a MechJeb assisted spacecraft. "2066": MechJeb shoots you through space, and flings you into a portal to the next floor. Edited March 7, 2018 by HansonKerman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheKSPBeginner Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 2067: The creator of Kerbalized SpaceX reentry's improperly, destroying this floor Here's how you actually do it: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HansonKerman Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 (edited) The "Ultimate Improbability Device" strikes again, beaming you to floor 2068. 2068: You end up in a Kerbal museum, and take a few minutes to admire the old parts. A Stayputnik catches your eye and beams you to floor 2069. Which is a food court. You enjoy lunch with Valentina Kerman. Edited March 7, 2018 by HansonKerman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YNM Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 2069: It also had a lot of loos... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HansonKerman Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 You ignore that fact, and climb up the next flight of stairs. 2070: You end up in a plushie display case, and can’t resist taking one with you to make you more comfortable as you go up. 2071: Nothing, but you set a goal to get to floor 8060. Huh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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