kerbiloid Posted July 26 Share Posted July 26 "Mars isn't red. It's dull." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 27 Share Posted July 27 It is time for an afternoon nap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adsii1970 Posted July 27 Share Posted July 27 "Yes, you are right. We will install more cup holders in the next version of the space shuttle." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 28 Share Posted July 28 We will just be looking through telescopes from now on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 28 Share Posted July 28 "Where is the parking counter?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 30 Share Posted July 30 First stages will now be steam cannons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 30 Share Posted July 30 (edited) We will send a single-person mission to the Mars. The pilot will have no cargo, supplies, or else. But he will be equipped with three magic words: dnkroz - to be immortal since the very launch moment. dnstuff - to get all tools and suplies at once on the arrival. dnclip - to walk through the rocks instead of drilling. Edited July 30 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 31 Share Posted July 31 Everything can be fixed with a tilde key and the right word. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 31 Share Posted July 31 "We forgot to give you the tilde key... Sorry, guys. It will be fixed in the next release, for the next crew." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 31 Share Posted July 31 "That's no moon, that's a space station." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 31 Share Posted July 31 "That's no space station, that's Venus." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 31 Share Posted July 31 We were going to call our new Space Shuttle prototype "The Shatner" but we couldn't stop laughing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 1 Share Posted August 1 "We have two news. The good one is that Starliner has successfully deorbited. The bad one is that it had failed to undock." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 1 Share Posted August 1 We are giving away free tours of the ISS, but you have to provide your own transport to get there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 14 Share Posted August 14 NASA 2 is in Early Access. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 14 Share Posted August 14 (edited) "We are thinking out the phrase which the first person on Mars should say." Edited August 14 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 15 Share Posted August 15 (edited) "For our next rover we are going with a store bought remote controlled car wrapped in gold foil." Edited August 15 by ColdJ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 15 Share Posted August 15 "The ECLSS water purifier does not actually purify the spent water. The crew proverb "The today's coffee is the tomorrow's coffee" should be understood literally." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 15 Share Posted August 15 "Ticket 43, your order is ready, please pick it up at the serving counter." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 15 Share Posted August 15 "Sky is fake. We live in cave." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 16 Share Posted August 16 We are starting a Hover Car racing league. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adsii1970 Posted August 16 Share Posted August 16 "We will use KSP to simulate the next Boeing Starliner launch." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimera Industries Posted August 16 Share Posted August 16 (edited) "Our next launch will not be delayed." Edited August 16 by Kimera Industries Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 17 Share Posted August 17 "We are buying as many Boeing stocks as we can." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 17 Share Posted August 17 The R flight runs just as planned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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