Confuse the Newbs

[Bilfr3d]

The ion engine is actually a good engine for your big heavy landers.

[kahlzun]

the nuclear engine is very strong, and makes good landing legs especially if you have some lateral motion.

[sjwt]

What Map? Their is no map screen!

And Moon? are you crazy@_@

[vexx32]

If your SRBs are overheating and exploding, you simply aren't using enough of them.

[Wahgineer]

When you are approx. 600 meters from impact on Kerbin, deploy your 'chutes. They'll stop you then!

This actually works. (not a lie)

[briansun1]

makeing your roket reb make it go FASTA

and makeing it blue make is SUPA LUKY

[BFGfreak]

Remember, no matter what anyone else tells you, you are at the center of the universe. So don't stray too far from yourself or else the Kraken will get you.

[sjwt]

Not enough thrust to take off? Just use the Overdrive feature!

[EuSouONumero345]

Try landing on Jool, the purple planet, it is easy, and you have to use forty mainsals to go to Duna.

[The Spacemonkey]

When you're going for a landing on Duna, make sure you don't use your rockets and only have one parachute. Make sure the parachute is the Mk16 Parachute.

[DisarmingBaton5]

Eeloo is the best target for your first interplanetary mission and return. Remember to use parachutes for landing!

[Cooly568]

Always, okay? ALWAYS, make sure your pod goes UNDER the rocket, the kerbal weighs enough to keep the ship stable.

Don't put it under the rocket, put it attached under the engines, it keeps the little guy warm.

[NASAFanboy]

Read this thread!

Best advice ever!

[Holo]

Thanks to their high thrust, Mainsails are most efficient for interplanetary maneuvers. Due to their high mass, they can also stabilise the rocket - no SAS or struts are needed on a Mainsail booster.

[DisarmingBaton5]

You know that white radial engine? Only engine your space program should use. Ever.

[KvickFlygarn87]

When in space, TWR only matters, so ship up a few mainsails!

[Designer225]

Make sure you have a good deal of Delta-v.

[Starwhip]

You must add less boosters! It makes you go FASTER!

[TheCanadianVendingMachine]

No matter what, always ask for release dates on the forum. The Devs know when it will release to the second!

[Fr8monkey]

When you reach Duna, land on the south pole just as Ike is setting in the east, You will fall through the planet until you reach the center. Exit your ship and jump on the large red button (not the small one!!).

Once you do this, all the kerbals will become humans and the game will become the real solar system!!!

[Xeldrak]

The scransons above your heads are now ready to flange. Please unfasten your safety belts and press the emergency photoscamps on the back of the seats in front of you!

[MGUARN]

doing a quick save above the mun at 1000 meters above the surface to land while going 2000 meters is a perfect way if you should fail the first time to land you restart./

[SuperWeegee4000]

If you can't find the parachutes, they're the grey parts in Utility that double as docking ports. Useful, no?

[minimuffin]

Never use asparagus staging, it makes the rocket randomly combust.

[CvVtjRtb]

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Edited August 2, 2019 by CvVtjRtb