Will you press the button?

[Fleskhjerta14577]

I don't like lucid dreams, and don't want to be immortal.

Not pressing.

Press the button to have Jebediah Kerman as a friend in real life, solid rocket booster included.

[AletzN1]

I would press the button because hey, spanish is my first language and i have a microphone and audio editing programs so we can speak with each other! and the solid rocket booster? who gives a crap about a solid rocket booster?

Press the button to make your laptop or pc sentient... GLaDos type intelligence. not necesarily evil, but you never know....

[Captain Sierra]

Not. I like my laptop obeying me, not trying to evaporate me.

Press button to receive 100 billion dollars. There is a 50% chance it is counterfeit and an Interpol sting operation, which may cost you the rest of your life behind bars.

[mrrpamplemousse]

Press it and get Phoenix Wright as lawyer, it's the only way...

Press to be able to travel between dimention, but there's a time lord that want your death...

[Captain Sierra]

Press it. Nobody said the time lord could jump dimensions.

Press button to be able to teleport. You have a 50% chance of a faulty ability which will turn you inside out when you teleport.

[Deadpangod3]

Press it.

Thy physics disallows the turning of inside out

[Noname117]

I press the non-existent button and nothing happens

Press the button to have a 50% chance of poisoning the cat in the box, and a 50% chance of not poisoning the cat. You can never know the result.

[Captain Sierra]

Push it. What do I have to lose.

press the button to receive immortality, with a 50% chance of being permanently quadriplegic.

[ZodiaK]

I will not. Imortality sucks.

The button makes you into a kerbal... In your save file

[mrrpamplemousse]

Press it, I don't realy use kerbals since probes are safer...

Press the button to throw a pizza party.

[Kinglet]

Press it, I don't realy use kerbals since probes are safer...

Press the button to throw a pizza party.

I press it, and people run to avoid being crushed by a pizza party.

If you press the button, there is a 50% chance of you being able to play every video game! and a 50% chance that every device you use turn into a derpy purple ball.

[Captain Sierra]

Press it. I have my entire hard drive backed up and can always build a new rig.

Press button to go to another planet. There is only a 50% chance that planet will have an oxygenated atmosphere (or one at all).

[MGUARN]

due to my ability to press I press my hand ,and walk away from the button therefore do not press the button.

Press the button ,and get a free train ride ,but a 53% chance of being on one that is being robbed ,and is a runaway train with no brakes ,and going at the speed of 150 Miles per hour down a hill with a turn with the speed limit of 38 miles per hour.Also did i mention this train is old ,and uses gas lighting so that 3% of the 53% is also the chance of exploding on derailment.

[Holo]

Nope, of course I wouldn't. That's worse than even.

Press the button and staplers are alive, but there is a 10% chance that all staplers everywhere cease to function.

[Galacticruler]

I like those odds. *PRESS*

Press the button to have access to ∞ funds in USD, however your whole family dies and wherever yo go, you'll see a distant nicholas cage watching you.(And no one else can see 'em)

[Forte]

Hmm. I wouldn't push it, even though Nick Cage is pretty awesome.

Push the button to be given 20 pounds of cake, but then have to eat it all in 20 minutes.

[FlamingPotatoes]

no, i wont get obese!

Push the button for the ability to teleport, but there is a 50% chance to wind up in an unteleportable north Korean prison cell

[Nick7892]

Of course! Anyways I like North Korea.

Press the button to be able to spawn in anything you like. But there is a 20% chance you will be turned into a Soyuz solar panel and be enslaved for your masters devious uses. "Reference to soviet packs solar panel."

[Designer225]

I do not want to be part of the Soyuz, so no.

Press this button to be able to spawn anything, but there is a 30% chance you will be turned into a Soyuz, 20% chance you will be turned into a Space Shuttle, 10% chance you will be turned into a Buran, 5% chance you will be turned into an Atlas V, and 5% chance you will be turned into a Delta IV.

(Yup, that's 70% chance you will be turned into a rocket.)

[Nick7892]

Definitely! I like rockets.

If you press this button you will become dictator of the world. But there is a 30% the people of the world will overpower you and sentence you to death.

[Designer225]

I will do it. If I could I will host the first supranational election, get the constitution passed, and changed the government from a dictatorship to a European Union-like government (republic).

That greatly reduces chances of rebellion.

Press this button will abolish the constitution. However there is a 40% chance the measure is defeated.

[dnulho]

The Rule of Law is the only thing that keeps tyranny at bay. I would hide the button in the bottom of a deep mineshaft and fill it with concrete.

If you push this button, you can spend forever playing KSP, however you are stuck with the current version, and only the mods you currently have installed.

[ProjectXMark1]

No.

If you push this button, you shall see into the mind of Douglas Adams and find out how the Hitchhiker series would have ended, there is a 50% chance it might be terrible.

[Zuni]

I would most definitely push it. I NEEEEED TO KNOOOOOOOW!

If you push this button, your parents will die but you will get ten million dollars.

[CaptainGiblets]

Nope, I love my parents

Push this button and you get your dream job but get hurt doing it and can never do anything without a wheelchair