BekfastDerp13 Posted October 21, 2021 Share Posted October 21, 2021 Because English can't get enough vitamin W. Why does math have numbers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted October 21, 2021 Share Posted October 21, 2021 Because the mathematicians can't learn 26 letters, it's too many for them. Why are the Telebubbies so disgusting? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted October 22, 2021 Share Posted October 22, 2021 Because some TV producer somewhere has a low opinion of the intelligence of toddlers. Why are pseudo reality shows so heavily programmed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Fluffy Posted October 22, 2021 Share Posted October 22, 2021 Because then they would be reality tv shows, and we can’t have that! Whats the deal with airline food? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted October 22, 2021 Share Posted October 22, 2021 $10 on top of the ticket price. What is a good Dad joke? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted October 22, 2021 Share Posted October 22, 2021 "I'm your father, Luke!" Why did Princess Leia not send the Death Star blueprints by e-mail? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted October 22, 2021 Share Posted October 22, 2021 They only had 2g and it would have taken ages. Why didn't the Death Star blow up the intervening planet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BekfastDerp13 Posted October 22, 2021 Share Posted October 22, 2021 Because gas giants don't explode, only fart. Why do hotdog packs come in 8, but hotdog bun packs come in 10? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted October 22, 2021 Share Posted October 22, 2021 Because bakers don't push the meat into the grinder with fingers and can use decimal numbers, while the butchers can use only octals. Why call the cow a dog? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted October 23, 2021 Share Posted October 23, 2021 Because it would be strange to call the dog a cow. Why do we travel the world to see what other people built? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted October 23, 2021 Share Posted October 23, 2021 Because it's much easier than to build something worthy of another one's travel. 2 hours ago, ColdJ said: Because it would be strange to call the dog a cow. Why?.. It's a well-known recipe of cheap shawarma when a lot of street dogs are around because it's a cozy rural market. *** Why are the crows not ravens? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomerac Posted October 23, 2021 Share Posted October 23, 2021 Because of biology How does an r-7 soyuz work? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted October 23, 2021 Share Posted October 23, 2021 Pshh!!! Wrrrr!!! Pewwww!!! RRRRRRRR!!! Are the beeplanes better than treeplanes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted October 23, 2021 Share Posted October 23, 2021 Not sure, but the beep lanes are noisy and the tree planes are very flat. If you mushed the asteroid belt together how would it compare size wise to the Moon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted October 23, 2021 Share Posted October 23, 2021 Enough to fill the lunar south polar ocean. If the ring of asteroids is "belt", and it's kinda the solar system's waist, then from which side of the belt is the butt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted October 23, 2021 Share Posted October 23, 2021 It's BEHIND you! Are diamonds forever? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted October 23, 2021 Share Posted October 23, 2021 Diamonds will turn into diamond-shaped neutron stars. Are the diamonds girlz' best friends? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Fluffy Posted October 23, 2021 Share Posted October 23, 2021 Yes they aren’t. Will someone message me the word tomato? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomerac Posted October 24, 2021 Share Posted October 24, 2021 Tomato How does reputation go up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted October 24, 2021 Share Posted October 24, 2021 You do good deeds, people start respecting you, so your reputation grows. Or just get moar money. The reputation may fall, but you won't care. How do they distinguish the first "to" and the last "to" in "tomato"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted October 24, 2021 Share Posted October 24, 2021 They separate them with a mat so that they don't get confused. Is an Atomato really small or really radioactive? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomerac Posted October 26, 2021 Share Posted October 26, 2021 Radioactive How do you get a car to work on Mars Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted October 26, 2021 Share Posted October 26, 2021 Replace the gas engine with steam engine and use Mars bars as fuel. How could the Watt's Steam Engine work without internet conection? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted October 29, 2021 Share Posted October 29, 2021 By replacing the nets with leather drive belts. Why does KSP have a space speed limit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted October 29, 2021 Share Posted October 29, 2021 Because otherwise they should upload all resources of the Universe on the program start. Why Kerbin is not cubic? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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