ColdJ Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 Because the Belgians like waffles but aren't that keen on potatoes. Why are they also Pom Frites? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 Because there is a lot of them. If there were only one, it would be Pom Frite. 54 minutes ago, BekfastDerp13 said: Why are Belgian waffles from Belgium, but French fries are from Belgium? Why not? Isn't it the same country? *** Why are Greenland and Iceland named differently when both of them are iced? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Fluffy Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 4 minutes ago, kerbiloid said: Why are Greenland and Iceland named differently when both of them are iced? Because one of them has volcanoes. Spoiler Real Answer. The guy who discovered them, wanted people to settle on greenland, the icy one, so he named it greenland, and named the green one iceland. Why are volcanoes shaped like ice cream cones? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 Because the are the inverted ice cream cone negatives from parallel world. When will NASA send a probe to Yuggoth? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BekfastDerp13 Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 (edited) When NASA says "Yu ggotha give me more budget money" Why does NASA get 0.5% of the US budget but the military gets half of the US budget? Edited November 2, 2021 by BekfastDerp13 i forgor the question Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 So that there is very little left over for the average citizen. 3 hours ago, kerbiloid said: Why not? Isn't it the same country? Moved to the "One sentence that can annoy an entire fan base thread. 3 hours ago, Admiral Fluffy said: Real Answer. The guy who discovered them, wanted people to settle on greenland, the icy one, so he named it greenland, and named the green one iceland. Might want to look up the history of Viking raids and the lengths taken to misdirect them so that Iceland wouldn't get plundered. Why is it a Hamburger when It usually contains beef? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 Because the ads always lie. 32 minutes ago, ColdJ said: Might want to look up the history of Viking raids and the lengths taken to misdirect them so that Iceland wouldn't get plundered. Much simpler. Because they were drunken enough to forget the right and left. *** Why did they call it Vinland? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheOrbitalMechanic Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 Alternate spelling of "Fine-Land", as their first words on arriving were, "This place seems fine." Why is the ratio of sunken boats to flying submarines so high? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 Because "submarine" means "undersea". Only supermarines fly. As there is Star Destroyer, is there a Star Constructor? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormpilot Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 Formula one Car? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted November 3, 2021 Share Posted November 3, 2021 5 hours ago, Stormpilot said: Car? Yes. 5 hours ago, kerbiloid said: As there is Star Destroyer, is there a Star Constructor? Yes but it is Top Secret, so don't tell anyone. When they attacked the second Death Star, Where was all the Scafolding, Portaloos,Construction Workers,Building Inspectors,Delivery Trucks...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted November 3, 2021 Share Posted November 3, 2021 It was a lockdown. Why is the "boba fett" noname so known? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted November 3, 2021 Share Posted November 3, 2021 Don't know the name of the no name to know what name the no name is, you know? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted November 3, 2021 Share Posted November 3, 2021 (edited) The names are just labels. They aren't significant. Ids are. What's your GUID? Edited November 3, 2021 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BekfastDerp13 Posted November 3, 2021 Share Posted November 3, 2021 a smarter version of google maps idk Why do people freak when it rains but roll around in the snow? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted November 3, 2021 Share Posted November 3, 2021 It's the scent rolling. What if cross a platypus and an octopus? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted November 3, 2021 Share Posted November 3, 2021 Because it is hard to pick up a ball of water and throw it at someone. Also if you lie on the ground and move your arms the pattern won't set. Why don't people who live in snow just drive tanks? Abd apparently I got ninja'd by Kerbaloid. Octoplat. Why don't people who live in snow just drive tanks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheOrbitalMechanic Posted November 3, 2021 Share Posted November 3, 2021 They used to, but COVID caused a shortage of spare tank treads and other maintenance products, so they've mostly stopped. Why are shovels the preferred method of removing snow from walkways, when we could be using flamethrowers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted November 3, 2021 Share Posted November 3, 2021 (edited) Because you could confuse it with poplar fluff and ignite. Why do the Kerbals not making SRB on the poplar fluff? Spoiler Edited November 3, 2021 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted November 3, 2021 Share Posted November 3, 2021 Because it wouldn't be Popular. Stange how it is green where it should be burnt. Why is it green? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted November 3, 2021 Share Posted November 3, 2021 They shot it before lighting a match. (Though, the grass doesn't ignite from the fluff, unless it's very dry and yellow). How much poplar fluff did we burn in childhood, in metric tonnes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 None. It is too light to amount to a metric tonne. If you grab an asteroid, will it take you for a ride? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 Yes, like any graboid. Spoiler Why did the graboids produce no spice? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Fluffy Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 Because they eat chocolate cake. Why do graboids like chocolate cake? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 Because there was some in the general store in the movie "Tremors" Why does the graboid look like the creature from Tremors? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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