kerbiloid Posted June 14, 2023 Share Posted June 14, 2023 (edited) Because two "too" is too "two". As an employer employs the employee, does a trer tre the tree? Edited June 14, 2023 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted June 14, 2023 Share Posted June 14, 2023 (edited) The treer leafs the tree if 1+1=2 why not then 1X1=2? 004006142023 bonus: if the page has 2 posts is it still new or gently used? new page! 904206142023 Edited June 14, 2023 by AlamoVampire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted June 14, 2023 Share Posted June 14, 2023 Because once ones are two, it's too two, too. Twelfty = how many? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted June 14, 2023 Share Posted June 14, 2023 6 pineapple pizzas! if i before e but not after c is the rule then why is Efficient, Ancient, Conscience, and Sufficient possible? 015506142023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted June 14, 2023 Share Posted June 14, 2023 Everything is possible if use proper letters. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yat Originally was sounding as /i-e/ If there is an electric current, then where is the electric past? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maria Sirona Posted June 14, 2023 Share Posted June 14, 2023 The electric historians forgot it Does "is" is? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted June 14, 2023 Share Posted June 14, 2023 Isis is as special deity for that. The goddess of ising. Spoiler How does she walk in such narrow skirt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maria Sirona Posted June 14, 2023 Share Posted June 14, 2023 Her skirt isn't narrow. Your eyes are What happens if i put butter on a bread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted June 14, 2023 Share Posted June 14, 2023 It will be melted, because the butter should be lying in a fridge. Why is Isis playing tertis on the picture. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted June 14, 2023 Share Posted June 14, 2023 Because tetris testrised the tv why up not down? 161706142023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted June 15, 2023 Share Posted June 15, 2023 Because the downtown wears white collars, while the uptown wears various ones. There are both "clockwise" and "counterclockwise". But which one is more wise? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maria Sirona Posted June 15, 2023 Share Posted June 15, 2023 Well countercounterclockwise, of course! How do i acquire this clockwiseness? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted June 15, 2023 Share Posted June 15, 2023 To be clockwise, you should learn the clockwizdom. Do the crickets play cricket? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted June 16, 2023 Share Posted June 16, 2023 Crickets play cootie (1986 version). do i need to roll a d20? 212106152023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted June 17, 2023 Share Posted June 17, 2023 You need to roll a D4 to see if you should roll a D20. How do you get more done while you are sleeping? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted June 17, 2023 Share Posted June 17, 2023 Sleeping while working means working while sleeping. This is the way. Why have you still not realized that you live in the world of SCP? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted June 17, 2023 Share Posted June 17, 2023 Because he rolled a natural 1 on his perception check. if a duck quacks and goose honks what does an owlbear do? 011906172023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted June 17, 2023 Share Posted June 17, 2023 It attends Hootie and the Blowfish concerts. How do you fall and forget to hit the ground? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted June 17, 2023 Share Posted June 17, 2023 Because you fell up! did you click? 025306172023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted June 17, 2023 Share Posted June 17, 2023 Yepish Click did you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted June 17, 2023 Share Posted June 17, 2023 I dont know… did i click? 030806172023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted June 17, 2023 Share Posted June 17, 2023 A dead-eye click. If ash to ash, then deadite to Ash? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kspbutitscursed Posted June 18, 2023 Share Posted June 18, 2023 no it causes wory if a engine of an a380 explodes whats the worse that could happen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted June 19, 2023 Share Posted June 19, 2023 Documenting its loss in the airline office. If there is a restaurant, are there workaurant or jobaurant? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted June 19, 2023 Share Posted June 19, 2023 Yes, we just call them a food truck and a cafe. Are you better off not knowing that ignorance is bliss? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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