Scarecrow71 Posted April 16 Share Posted April 16 (edited) Because it didn't have two daughters. If water is wet and sand is dry, is quicksand both? EDIT: Fresh pagination Edited April 16 by Scarecrow71 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 16 Share Posted April 16 The quicksand is too quick to catch it and ask. Why not quixand? x is much briefer than cks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AstroWolfie Posted April 17 Share Posted April 17 Because “quick” is better than “quix”. how do space marines sleep? Do they sleep? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted April 17 Share Posted April 17 Space Marines sleep in spaces. They sleep if they are not awake. Does an orange on the green feel blue because the yellow Sun is making it red? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 17 Share Posted April 17 An orange on the green doesn't feel blues, because it's a replacement of the McDonald's after its retiring. Spoiler https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vkusno_i_tochka When the orange are green, what color is orange? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AstroWolfie Posted April 17 Share Posted April 17 orang. why does the empire have a weakness in the Death Star? Are they stupid? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 17 Share Posted April 17 Death Star is not theirs. They build triangles, it's a sphere. They just found it. Does the light sabre beam reflect in a mirror? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarecrow71 Posted April 19 Share Posted April 19 Only back at its user. Stadiums are filled with seats, but those seats are referred to as the stands. Do we sit or stand? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted April 19 Share Posted April 19 Everyone should be standing, but they are lazy now and so sit. Why are cricket pitches not black and oily or cantered at an angle? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 19 Share Posted April 19 Because it's an insect. The insects do everything unlike the humans do. What is being the beer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted April 20 Share Posted April 20 A person with a bubbly personality and brown or green glasses being drunk. If beer was Egyptian bread, then what other solid food did they liquidise? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 20 Share Posted April 20 They were milking the rocky sphinxes. Why did they first send to the Moon a musician? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted April 21 Share Posted April 21 Because they were terrible and sound doesn't travel in a vacuum. Can you think without a shower? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 22 Share Posted April 22 Without a shower I think about shower. Why do they call "SHOWer" the place where they hide? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted April 22 Share Posted April 22 Because originally they didn't hide and showed it all. If you put a show on can you showoff? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iapetus7342 Posted Monday at 05:03 PM Share Posted Monday at 05:03 PM yes, it's commonly known as ending a show. Can one bounce to escape velocity? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted Monday at 08:15 PM Share Posted Monday at 08:15 PM Yes, on the Mun. What makes you happy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darthvader15001 Posted Monday at 09:26 PM Share Posted Monday at 09:26 PM Moar boosters. Why does Jeb like boosters so much? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted Tuesday at 09:24 AM Share Posted Tuesday at 09:24 AM Because they say "Boo!" Are ion thrusters "pew!"sters? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted Tuesday at 01:51 PM Share Posted Tuesday at 01:51 PM Only when in Church. Where can I get 100 weather balloons, some straps and a deck chair? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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