kerbiloid Posted October 1, 2021 Share Posted October 1, 2021 Around you. You are sitting in it, Is "truck" a past participle for "trick"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted October 1, 2021 Share Posted October 1, 2021 9 hours ago, iamn00b said: Where is that large automobile? It's with the beautiful wife and the beautiful house but you are not sure how you got there. 5 hours ago, kerbiloid said: Is "truck" a past participle for "trick"? I hold no truck with that sort of thinking. Well, how did I get here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted October 1, 2021 Share Posted October 1, 2021 47 minutes ago, ColdJ said: Well, how did I get here? You were tricking, finally track, and now you have truck here. Why do the English verbs have only three forms? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted October 1, 2021 Share Posted October 1, 2021 There actually 7 but 4 of them are secret and you have to have achieved the rank of Grand Master to unlock them. Why do we ask questions when ignorance is bliss? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted October 1, 2021 Share Posted October 1, 2021 To ensure that others don't know more than we do. If a zombie and a vampire bite each other, who turns? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KSP_linux0191 Posted October 2, 2021 Share Posted October 2, 2021 C'mon! Their both cannibals. A vampire is just a cannibal on a juice diet. The fridge ate my food! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted October 2, 2021 Share Posted October 2, 2021 Then stop taking its vomit. Why the "question" is not a "kwestion"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arco123 Posted October 4, 2021 Share Posted October 4, 2021 Cause were not Kerbals. How do I use mechjeb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted October 4, 2021 Share Posted October 4, 2021 You do it wrong. How do they distinguish a jelly-fish from a jelly fish? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted October 4, 2021 Share Posted October 4, 2021 Look for the one holding a fishing pole. Jelly fish or fish jelly? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted October 4, 2021 Share Posted October 4, 2021 Jelly-fish jelly. What if cross a jelly-fish and an octopus? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted October 4, 2021 Share Posted October 4, 2021 8 times the jelly. What do you get if you cross a jelly fish with a Pork Pie Hat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HyperDraco Posted October 5, 2021 Share Posted October 5, 2021 Pork and sea salt flavoured Jello cap? Can I have more RP-1? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fletch4 Posted October 5, 2021 Share Posted October 5, 2021 (edited) no. Can blind people see their dreams? Edited October 5, 2021 by Fletch4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adsii1970 Posted October 5, 2021 Share Posted October 5, 2021 4 hours ago, Fletch4 said: Can blind people see their dreams? Not a stupid question. And the answer would be yes. Why does cans of air, like you use to clean electronics, have expiration dates? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted October 5, 2021 Share Posted October 5, 2021 5 minutes ago, adsii1970 said: Why do cans of air, like you use to clean electronics, have expiration dates? So the compressed air cans company can keep making money. Does the average computer user actually remember to clean the dust out of their towers on a regular basis? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adsii1970 Posted October 5, 2021 Share Posted October 5, 2021 4 minutes ago, ColdJ said: Does the average computer user actually remember to clean the dust out of their towers on a regular basis? Only when they hear their computer cough, the smell of something burning fills the room, and smoke begins coming from the sides of their tower. I actually clean mine out about once every two months. Yes, I am a computer nerd; I want my machine to run at it's best. It runs at it's best when it is clean. Who in their right mind likes pizza cut into square pieces? It goes against everything pizza. It is almost as bad as adding macaroni and cheese as a pizza topping... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted October 5, 2021 Share Posted October 5, 2021 Minecraft gamers. Why are the Minecraft pizzas actually round? Spoiler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted October 5, 2021 Share Posted October 5, 2021 Because the cake felt lonely. Cooking a pizza on top of a wood table that has an open fire underneath it is problematic at best. I have been consumed by KSP for so long that I wonder what has been done to minecraft while I have been gone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted October 5, 2021 Share Posted October 5, 2021 It's now Enderman's Game. Does Skyrim have a better craft system than Miecraft does? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted October 6, 2021 Share Posted October 6, 2021 Skyrim has a craft system? Wouldn't it be wiser to establish a working Moon base before trying to get to Mars? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted October 6, 2021 Share Posted October 6, 2021 It would. Because then we could place there forever the persons who visited Mars to stop them from bringing here the Martian infections, and use them as workers in lunar mines. Why did they name two absolutely different spaceship designs Orion? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arco123 Posted October 6, 2021 Share Posted October 6, 2021 They have to ionize the electron ships. Why do English teachers think everything is not a coincidence.? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted October 6, 2021 Share Posted October 6, 2021 Because they know the English pupils. If "incident" is something bad, and "accident" is something very bad, then what is "cident"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted October 6, 2021 Share Posted October 6, 2021 What you get from hitting your head after drinking too much Cider. What came first? The Kraken or the Kerbal? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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