Xorth Tanovar Posted December 28, 2016 Share Posted December 28, 2016 Dr Feelgoode was unavailable at the moment... Waiter! Why isn't my soup here yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Augustus_ Posted December 28, 2016 Share Posted December 28, 2016 It's in another dimension. Waiter, why does my soup lack memes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZentroCatson Posted December 28, 2016 Share Posted December 28, 2016 Dank meme soup doesn't include dank memes, you have to pay micro transactions for memes, Sir. Waiter, there's Schrödinger's Cat in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAS123 Posted December 29, 2016 Share Posted December 29, 2016 Is it dead or alive? I can't tell! Waiter! There is a Paradox in my soup Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 29, 2016 Share Posted December 29, 2016 Ok, we shall bring you a soup with FoxPro instead. Waiter! That Schroedinger's Cat made or not made a souvenir under the table. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daniel l. Posted December 31, 2016 Share Posted December 31, 2016 (edited) Call Doctor Who up on the phone and ask him to take you back a few minutes. Then promptly change the litterbox as your mother told you! Waiter! There's a singularity in my soup! Edited December 31, 2016 by daniel l. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spacetraindriver Posted December 31, 2016 Share Posted December 31, 2016 (edited) You ordered singularity soup, yes. Waiter! There's an IJN Yamato in my soup! Edited December 31, 2016 by Spacetraindriver Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted January 20, 2017 Share Posted January 20, 2017 My apologies, we were fresh out of IJN Tomato. Waiter! I have soup but no bowl! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 20, 2017 Share Posted January 20, 2017 Do you see letters "Bowling" over the door? No. We here have a souping. Waiter! Is this soup made of fly broth? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted January 24, 2017 Share Posted January 24, 2017 Yes. We were out of fish farts. Waiter! My soup is hot! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 24, 2017 Share Posted January 24, 2017 (edited) Of course, it's hot. It's boiling. I wish the previous client took his head from the cooking pot and waited for his plate at the table. Oops, wrong thread. Chef, please tell him to take his head from the cooking pot and return to his table. Edited January 24, 2017 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V7 Aerospace Posted January 25, 2017 Share Posted January 25, 2017 But sir, he had a head cold, and wanted to warm up. Waiter! There's a Thneed in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted January 26, 2017 Share Posted January 26, 2017 A Thneed is all you need, isn't it? Waiter, my soup is electrically charged! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosmonaut Posted January 26, 2017 Share Posted January 26, 2017 Yes, well, so is everything Waiter, there is a cat in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkOwl57 Posted January 26, 2017 Share Posted January 26, 2017 Okay... If you don't want it, IT'S MINE NOW!!!!! Waiter! There's an F-18 in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosmonaut Posted January 26, 2017 Share Posted January 26, 2017 36 minutes ago, DarkOwl57 said: Okay... If you don't want it, IT'S MINE NOW!!!!! DAMMMM IT 36 minutes ago, DarkOwl57 said: Waiter! There's an F-18 in my soup! Oh no sir, that appears to be a CF-18 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IncongruousGoat Posted January 28, 2017 Share Posted January 28, 2017 Waiter, why did you use a Fourier transform on my soup? It's all dissociated now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinkAllKerb'' Posted January 28, 2017 Share Posted January 28, 2017 (edited) yick ... quiet abovious afterward ... still yick ... waiter there a permaban could occur time to time because weather.com or some attemting to @¤, when it happen and as it's irreversible once @ %% involved in weather.wutthewut don't forget to remind others that weather.brrrrrrrr is licensed by the universe in my soup Edited January 28, 2017 by WinkAllKerb'' yick .... 1768 ... just yick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopHeavy11 Posted January 30, 2017 Share Posted January 30, 2017 I'm sorry sir, we don't accept gibberish as payment. Waiter! There's a snake in my boot in my soup! WHAT IS HAPPENING?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkOwl57 Posted January 30, 2017 Share Posted January 30, 2017 Sorry; The zoo had a problem and so we had to care for some members of their reptile house. Waiter! Someones homework is in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted January 30, 2017 Share Posted January 30, 2017 It's recycled paper porridge, as we are now a "green" establishment. Waiter! I need more rum in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 You should join pirates, sir. Rum is their soup. Governor! In the tavern one of the clients is asking for rum right now As you had predicted, one of those pirates has gotten right into your "soup". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopHeavy11 Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 Huh? The Governor is at the other tavern location. Waiter! There is a late @cubinator in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinkAllKerb'' Posted February 4, 2017 Share Posted February 4, 2017 yup then come a late poetpoet in the soup waiter there's some story_telling in my soap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted February 4, 2017 Share Posted February 4, 2017 Your bubble bath soup comes with complimentary story time. Waiter, my soup is vibrating intensely! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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