kerbinorbiter Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 share a coke with kerbin waiter there is soup in my bowl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matuchkin Posted December 7, 2017 Share Posted December 7, 2017 What? No no no that can't be.... JERRY! GET THE DAMN ORDER STRAIGHT! Waiter, why is my bowl convex? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted December 7, 2017 Share Posted December 7, 2017 Sir, it's practically impossible to serve soup on a planar surface without creating a mess. Would you prefer I pour it into your lap? Waiter, why the Cup'o'Noodles? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 7, 2017 Share Posted December 7, 2017 "My fault!" (Puts his fingers into the cup and fishes out all noodles.) "Please, this is your Cup'w/o'Noodles". (Asks loudly) Anybody wants some noodles? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YNM Posted December 8, 2017 Share Posted December 8, 2017 Leave it there, traitor ! I told you that carrying foods from outside the premises is not allowed ! I want to have a clear soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matuchkin Posted December 10, 2017 Share Posted December 10, 2017 (edited) Well... we can squeeze freshly grilled meat over a bowl of water, if you don't want any vegetables, etc... are you sure you want it "clear"? Waiter! Are you Joe!? JOE! REMEMBER ME!? REMEMBER YOUR OL' GUNNER BACK IN THE DAYS OF 'NAM!?!? Edited December 10, 2017 by Matuchkin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spheniscine Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 Doesn't ring a bell, you're the third one this week, people always trying to score free soups claiming to be my old buddies psht Waiter, you're in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 Sir, that's a footbath, you are at the community pool. The restaurant is down the street... Waitress, someone placed an old sock in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 Somebody, call our waitress back. Her sock is lost-and-found. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 Mr @kerbiloid, I assume since you didn't complain, you are happy with the meal. You are now deemed responsible for the entire party's check, which currently is US$153,015.67 Waiter, a round for the house before kerbiloid pays the check! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted January 24, 2018 Share Posted January 24, 2018 No service since Dec 18th? Terrible service around here, where's the manager???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 24, 2018 Share Posted January 24, 2018 The manager is on configuration panel. Wizard, run the manager! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted January 25, 2018 Share Posted January 25, 2018 Very well, sir. We have run tha old manager out of the facility and the bistro is under new management. Waiter, A new menu, please! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 25, 2018 Share Posted January 25, 2018 Please, press Alt and select the menu chapter. Support, is a waiter installed in your diner? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RocketSimplicity Posted January 31, 2018 Share Posted January 31, 2018 (edited) @kerbiloid Yes, there is. All he does is wait until he dies. He’s 112 and has had cpu cancer for the past 60 years. He’s been waiting 59. Therefore he is a waiter. Waiter, why is a copy of KSP enhanced edition in my pc’s disc tray? Edited January 31, 2018 by RocketSimplicity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheKSPBeginner Posted February 4, 2018 Share Posted February 4, 2018 You don't have a console! Waiter, there's a -INSERT WORST GAME EVER- in my souP! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Kraken Posted February 4, 2018 Share Posted February 4, 2018 Sorry sir, we need to clean out the Minecraft ripoff filter in our soup machine. Waiter? There's a DunDun in my soup! @dundun93 would dominate this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 4, 2018 Share Posted February 4, 2018 Erm... Waiter, there is a Tsar Bomba in my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 4, 2018 Share Posted February 4, 2018 Waiter, there is a mouse in my soup! Yikes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Kraken Posted February 4, 2018 Share Posted February 4, 2018 Well, you ordered mouse soup... Waiter, there's soup in my soup in my soup in my soup in my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roboslacker Posted February 4, 2018 Share Posted February 4, 2018 Sounds like you've picked up a stuttering bug. Try updating your audio drivers. Waiter, there's a bullet in my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheKSPBeginner Posted February 5, 2018 Share Posted February 5, 2018 *BOOM* Waiter, I ordered an empty bread bowl, but it's RED! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Kraken Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 On 2/5/2018 at 1:04 PM, TheKSPBeginner said: *BOOM* Waiter, I ordered an empty bread bowl, but it's RED! Sorry, we thought you ordered the red velvet cake bowl. Waiter, there's a football game in my commercial soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheKSPBeginner Posted February 17, 2018 Share Posted February 17, 2018 ... Waiter, I accidentally killed someone! Help! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Kraken Posted February 17, 2018 Share Posted February 17, 2018 Ok. *Hands phone with 911 dialing* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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