Kerbal Productions Posted January 22, 2022 Share Posted January 22, 2022 Oh yeah! We added the content of sleeping pills there. Sleep tight! Waiter! There's no soup! You served me an empty bowl! Baby, wake up! A new page has come! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 It's not a bowl, country boy, it's a dish cup. Your food is hiding under it. Waiter! Do you have normal knives instead of this rounded junk? How, do you think, should I stick it into the table? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal Productions Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 Yes, we have knives. How do you stick it? Stab the table like how you... just make up a simulation involving knives. Waiter! You served me paella! Do you think this is soup?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 It's not paella, it's paello. It woke up our cook by cockadoodledooing, and that was his last mistake. Waiter! Is this pork Borg? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 (edited) Waiter: No. only the forums get borked. Customer: Do you have soup in a cup? Edited January 23, 2022 by ColdJ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 For champions only. It's a champion cup. Waiter! Fried champignons, please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted January 24, 2022 Share Posted January 24, 2022 Waiter: This is the soup room sir, you need to go nextdoor to the Mush room. Customer: Some mintchip icecream in a soup bowl please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal Productions Posted January 24, 2022 Share Posted January 24, 2022 Sure, here's an extra EXTRA mintchip ice cream. In fact, the soup is now an ice cream bowl! Waiter! I'm allergic to mushroom and you put a ton of it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 24, 2022 Share Posted January 24, 2022 Don't worry, sir. They are allergic to you even more. Waiter! Ot's the third dish of oysters already, and where is at least one pearl in them? Do you steal them together with cook? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akagi Posted January 24, 2022 Share Posted January 24, 2022 (edited) W: C, oysters don't wear pearl necklaces. c: Ja, das suppe sind sehr gut! Edited January 24, 2022 by Akagi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 24, 2022 Share Posted January 24, 2022 (edited) Yes, it's a gut soup. Mostly cow gut, but a little of pig ones, too. Waiter! Are you trolling? How can I smell this wine, wearing the mask? Edited January 24, 2022 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akagi Posted January 24, 2022 Share Posted January 24, 2022 W: Yes. C: W, what is a potatostewomatic? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted January 24, 2022 Share Posted January 24, 2022 Waiter: Our potato peeler. His name is Stewart. Customer. Where can I find some croutons for my soup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 24, 2022 Share Posted January 24, 2022 Start collecting croukilograms. Waiter! What's this fork sequential number? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akagi Posted January 24, 2022 Share Posted January 24, 2022 David. C: W, what's life? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 24, 2022 Share Posted January 24, 2022 A game about reproduction of pieces. Waiter! Water! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal Productions Posted January 24, 2022 Share Posted January 24, 2022 Here you go, sir, spicy water. Waiter! There's barely any spices here! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted January 25, 2022 Share Posted January 25, 2022 Waiter: They were all used up for the spice of life. Customer. I'd like an hamburger island with a chips palm tree in my soup please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 25, 2022 Share Posted January 25, 2022 Don't worry, I'll bring a cloth to clean. Waiter! A cherry jelly fish, please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted January 25, 2022 Share Posted January 25, 2022 Waiter: Here you go, a cherry, a jelly and a fish. Customer: Why is the fish swimming in my bowl? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 25, 2022 Share Posted January 25, 2022 It's bowling. Waiter! One Coffee-Cola, please Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted January 26, 2022 Share Posted January 26, 2022 Waiter: Here you are sir, one boiling hot soda. Customer: Ice water for me thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal Productions Posted January 26, 2022 Share Posted January 26, 2022 Here you go, ice cubes filled with mountain water. Eat it yourself. Waiter! A kerbal is splashing on the soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted January 26, 2022 Share Posted January 26, 2022 Chef: Why is that waiter in your soup? Customer:Because they were snappish with me before so I thought I'd have fish soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 26, 2022 Share Posted January 26, 2022 The wish was fighting and has protected her soup, Choose anything instead, please. Waiter! Why should I smell every bottle of vine? Do they turn sour in your shed, or what? Why do I never have to smell Pepsi or Sprite? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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