ColdJ Posted August 28, 2022 Share Posted August 28, 2022 Her name was Irma not Alma. Waiter there is a cookie in my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 28, 2022 Share Posted August 28, 2022 Just browse your soup. Waiter! Two months passed since our previous visit, but this spot is still on the table. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 29, 2022 Share Posted August 29, 2022 Sorry. He is poorly house trained. "Get down from there Spot, how many times have I told you not to get up there?" Waiter, Is this soup or a bowl of milk? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 29, 2022 Share Posted August 29, 2022 (edited) Yes, it's a lactose-tolerant soup. Stop discriminating lactose, it's a sugar like others! Waiter! A gluten sandwich with lactose. Edited August 29, 2022 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted September 1, 2022 Share Posted September 1, 2022 Here you go: A gluton that lacks toes. Waiter there is a Diner in my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aerodynamic Kerbal Posted September 1, 2022 Share Posted September 1, 2022 Well why don't you order something from it! Waiter, there's a nuclear bomb in my so- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 1, 2022 Share Posted September 1, 2022 Waiter! Please, that mushroom from the horizon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted September 4, 2022 Share Posted September 4, 2022 I am sorry Sir but we are indoors, so there is no horizon. Here have a Black Truffle. Waiter there is the first page in my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 4, 2022 Share Posted September 4, 2022 Sorry, sir. These young servants are so clumsy. Het, First Page! Get out of this gentleman's soup, and go to the kitchen to clean the cauldron. PLEASE, WAIT... ERR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rutabaga22 Posted September 4, 2022 Share Posted September 4, 2022 Waiting is boring, sorry WAITER! THERE ARE CAPS IN MY SOUP! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal Productions Posted September 5, 2022 Share Posted September 5, 2022 They're thinking caps, for those teachers who always use it for activities. Fun, isn't it? Waiter! Why is there a worksheet about rational expressions on my soup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 5, 2022 Share Posted September 5, 2022 Because you are expressing rationally. Try the intuition. Waiter! A plate of porridge and some water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal Productions Posted September 5, 2022 Share Posted September 5, 2022 Sorry sir, self-service is implemented in this restaurant. Waiter! Did you or did you not infuse gamma rays in my soup? I can feel it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 5, 2022 Share Posted September 5, 2022 It's infusoria soup with a pinch of 22NaCl for fresh gamma taste. Waiter! How many money is this worth? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aerodynamic Kerbal Posted September 13, 2022 Share Posted September 13, 2022 I don't know. Lets say... 10 000. And don't forget the tip! Waiter, there is immnesnse radiaatauion innm myy sooupp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted September 14, 2022 Share Posted September 14, 2022 You do look a little green Sir. Waiter, Some wetter water please. There is a desert in my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 14, 2022 Share Posted September 14, 2022 Now the ocean rising in your plate makes the food sink, 4 hours ago, ColdJ said: You do look a little green Sir. He also looks flat. Spoiler Waiterer! Increase the thermal speed of your waiters to make them circulate faster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aerodynamic Kerbal Posted September 17, 2022 Share Posted September 17, 2022 We don't have enough delta v to do that, sir. Waiter! There appears to be no soup in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted September 22, 2022 Share Posted September 22, 2022 That is because you gobbled it all up. Waiter. I think there is a Yellow submarine in my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 22, 2022 Share Posted September 22, 2022 It's a beetle soup. The yellow sub is like a mojito umbrella. Waiter! Coffee, please. This croissant can't be chewed without it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted September 23, 2022 Share Posted September 23, 2022 Ah sir, that is the dogs chew toy. So sorry. Waiter, what is good in soup today? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 23, 2022 Share Posted September 23, 2022 What do you mean? Is today some special day? Nothing good in the soup, like always. Waiter! Beaver sushi, please. https://www.quora.com/Why-were-beavers-once-classified-as-fish?share=1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted November 6, 2022 Share Posted November 6, 2022 Sorry, don't have that. We have fish soup. Some slippery soup please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted November 6, 2022 Share Posted November 6, 2022 Your teflon soup, sir. We wash the pans and sell the water. Waiter! Is this ham-burger a pigburger or a swinburger? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted November 7, 2022 Share Posted November 7, 2022 nah. A beef burger. Waiter! There's a dystopia leader in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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