ColdJ Posted December 4, 2023 Share Posted December 4, 2023 That is because he fell in the soup. Waiter, there is a Napkin in my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 4, 2023 Share Posted December 4, 2023 Yes. It's a Mr. Napkin's family tradition. Waiter! Unsoup this soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted December 9, 2023 Share Posted December 9, 2023 Here you are sir. One dehydrater. Waiter, a packet of pop rocks for my soup please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted December 9, 2023 Share Posted December 9, 2023 Here you one bag of Pop! Brand Rocks for your soup! waiter! A towel for Napkin please. 132512092023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 10, 2023 Share Posted December 10, 2023 The towel is too well for the Nap's kind. Waiter! Pick weak Pickwick, bring Lipton for lip tone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoCalories Posted December 12, 2023 Share Posted December 12, 2023 Sir, we serve food here. Waiter! Two gallons of creamed corn, please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 12, 2023 Share Posted December 12, 2023 The corn galleons will arrive next month, sir. Would you order something while waiting? Waiter! I ordered a blood sausage, but not a bleeding one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted December 12, 2023 Share Posted December 12, 2023 You never said you wanted it cooked. So we gave you a bleeding blood sausage. waiter! Wheres my hash browns? 090212122023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoCalories Posted December 14, 2023 Share Posted December 14, 2023 We ran out of hashbrowns. Here's some hashbeiges instead. Waiter, there's no liquid in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 14, 2023 Share Posted December 14, 2023 Yes, it is illiquid soup. Waiter! Do nut donut! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted December 22, 2023 Share Posted December 22, 2023 Dotnet ? Waiter, ""I see the end in my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 22, 2023 Share Posted December 22, 2023 You forgot to take off your HelloWin mask. Waiter! Were you bringing this steak so long, because it's rare and hard to find? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted December 22, 2023 Share Posted December 22, 2023 Its going to dracula, he vanted it for a guest. waiter! There is a 48 inch pipe in my soup! 130212222023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted December 24, 2023 Share Posted December 24, 2023 That is just to exhaust the heat. Waiter, why are you hanging Mistletoe over my chair? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 24, 2023 Share Posted December 24, 2023 Yes. A waiter. An expecter. We, druids, were waiting for twenty years for somebody sitting on this special chair. Waiter! It's a Matrix cafe, you are virtual, and the food is, too. Why am I waiting for thirty minutes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoCalories Posted December 26, 2023 Share Posted December 26, 2023 Because the restaurant is laa-a-a-a-a---------------------------------------------g-g-g-gg-gy today. Waiter, a random customer lagged into my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 26, 2023 Share Posted December 26, 2023 Now it's not just soup, it's laghman. Spoiler Waiter! Where is the butter in this soup? The fly is already in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted December 26, 2023 Share Posted December 26, 2023 Yes, that is the Butter-fly. Waiter, soup to go in a tube please. I am launching in an hour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoCalories Posted December 26, 2023 Share Posted December 26, 2023 Right away, sir. Also, I believe you've parked your Mercury-Redstone in a staff parking lot, so please repark it. Waiter, there's an SLS launching in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted December 30, 2023 Share Posted December 30, 2023 Please eat it before it hits the ceiling. Waiter, there is hope in my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 31, 2023 Share Posted December 31, 2023 Nope. That's no hope. On 12/26/2023 at 8:42 PM, TwoCalories said: there's an SLS launching in my soup! Yes, it's Special Launchbox Soup. Bartender! A drink, a helmet, and something heavy! Spoiler Spoiler More authentic version: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 Here you go, A glass of water, a colander and some existential dread. Waiter, there is a sigh in my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoCalories Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 It's okay, just wait for the veggies in the soup to take it in and expel it as oxygen again for you to breathe. Waiter, there's a ten-dimensional tesseract in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 Hey, Tess! Did you drop the dimensions into the soup bowl again? Waiter! Could you, please, slice this cabbage? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoCalories Posted January 15 Share Posted January 15 Okay. *Cuts it in half, then leaves* Waiter, a priest, a rabbi, and a minister walked into my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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