kerbiloid Posted May 19 Share Posted May 19 Yes, there can be just any thing in it. Cook! Two buckets of rum for the guys on the deck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted May 20 Share Posted May 20 First, you must walk the plank. Waiter, have you been open nearly 10 years now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 20 Share Posted May 20 Yes, we have. The door is obstructed, and we can't close it. So, we have to work 24/7 to keep our eyes on it permanently. Barten der... Barten der what? Are you a whale? Do you have baleen, or what is your Barten? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted May 21 Share Posted May 21 Gesundheit. Waiter, do you have a cold? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 21 Share Posted May 21 No Cold, our personnel carries Schmidt-Wessen. Bartender! Is this place Zocalo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted May 22 Share Posted May 22 No, That marketplace is outside. There are no Vorlons in encounter suits in here. Waiter, is that a jump gate in my soup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 23 Share Posted May 23 No, it's just a grasshopper. They live here. Bartender! Janitor! Are you two actually "Bart" and "Jane", like it's written on you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted May 23 Share Posted May 23 Doh!, They should say Bart and Lisa. Waiter, Are you suffering from Existential Dread? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 23 Share Posted May 23 (edited) Do, I wash my head twice per day, so the dreads have no chance to happen. Bartender! Shampooaign and pickled tomato. Edited May 23 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted May 24 Share Posted May 24 Here is your pickle scented shampoo in a champaign flute. waiter! I want a blue glass filled with dihydrogenmonoxide 005405242024 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 24 Share Posted May 24 Here you go. Bartender! When I ordered Bloody Mary, I didn't mean your waitress. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted May 25 Share Posted May 25 Here you go, A raw steak served in a coctail glass. Waiter, I seem to have lost the will to soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 25 Share Posted May 25 No problem, it's a self-motivated soup. Bartender! Porridge and water juice, please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iapetus7342 Posted May 25 Share Posted May 25 (edited) Here you go, ma'am. Waiter, i would like to know why a blue gopro is taking down demons and zombies in my soup Edited May 25 by Iapetus7342 poor judgement Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 25 Share Posted May 25 Morpheus lied to you. Both blue and red were the same. Bartender! This piece of ice is so juicy! I mean, is your fridge okay? I'm worried about the eaten fish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted May 29 Share Posted May 29 It is ok, once they are eaten they worry no longer. Waiter, there is a red dwarf in my soup. (TV Show) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 29 Share Posted May 29 (edited) It's a reflection. You are sitting under the TV set. Waitender! Why did you give me Jack Daniel's bottle instead of mine? Please, swap them. Edited May 29 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted May 30 Share Posted May 30 Sorry but Jack has already left. How about some soup? Waiter, a scoop of soup please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 30 Share Posted May 30 A moment. The soupa scooter is on his way. Inn keeper! Where do you keep the soup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BA-Forums Posted May 30 Share Posted May 30 The soup is kept in a can, and that can is owned by Demoman. waiter, I would like a thermostabilized and irradiated soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted May 31 Share Posted May 31 There you go, one microwaved cup of soup. Waiter, will it matter that my soup is antimatter? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted June 1 Share Posted June 1 Annie Hill ate it, not bad. Bouncer! Do they call you so because thrown objects are bouncing off you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted June 1 Share Posted June 1 No. It is because if you throw objects I will bounce you like a ball. Waiter, some calming soup please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted June 1 Share Posted June 1 A moment, please. Our cook has special medieval recipe for that. Spoiler Waiter! Why do I see strange creatures after your soup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted June 1 Share Posted June 1 Because all creatures are after our soup. It is delicious. Waiter, can my sorrows drown in your soup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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