Waiter, theres a _____________ in my soup!

[ColdJ]

Waiter, a Waiter for the Waiter.

Waitress, a cup of flavoured soup please.

[AlamoVampire]

Here is cloth

waiter! This diner, of which we are in has yet to produce waiter! This is a diner and im still waiting on my waiter! Elephant dandruff, Blonde with sand, Mystery in the alley, Wreck 'em, Burn the British, and Drag one through Georgia. now waiter you are a diner waiter and speak diner, i expect my order of waiter! This is a diner and im still waiting on my waiter! Elephant dandruff, Blonde with sand, Mystery in the alley, Wreck 'em, Burn the British, and Drag one through Georgia.

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yay i started a new page!

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[kerbiloid]

No hablo inglés, señor.

Waiter! Where is the next page of menu?

[ColdJ]

Flip it over sir, we saved on printing.

Waitress, a rose by any other name please.

[AlamoVampire]

Behind the first.

Waiter…  This diner, of which we are in has yet to produce waiter!  Elephant dandruff, Blonde with sand, Mystery in the alley, Wreck 'em, Burn the British, and Drag one through Georgia. now waiter you are a diner waiter and speak diner, i expect my order of waiter! This is a diner and im still waiting on my waiter! Elephant dandruff, Blonde with sand, Mystery in the alley, Wreck 'em, Burn the British, and Drag one through Georgia.

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[ColdJ]

Sorry, but we do not know what that is.

Waiter, a Moon pool of soup please.

[AlamoVampire]

Sorry maam but unless your order is in diner speak we cannot fulfill it, in the mean time here is tepid water and a muffin

waiter!  Elephant dandruff, Blonde with sand, Mystery in the alley, Wreck 'em, Burn the British, and Drag one through Georgia. now waiter you are a diner waiter and speak diner, i expect my order of waiter! This is a diner and im still waiting on my waiter! Elephant dandruff, Blonde with sand, Mystery in the alley, Wreck 'em, Burn the British, and Drag one through Georgia. Now waiter i trust that since you work in this, a diner, your manager taught you diner speak?

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[RedAl1en1]

Split pea soup then, sir?

Waiter! There's a enderman in my soup!

[ColdJ]

Just don't look them in the eye. They will teleport away as they don't like being wet.

Waiter, That soup smells nice.

[AlamoVampire]

All scents are 502 bad gatewayed.

waiter! Mahi mahi seared, medium rare, beluga caviar, and a frenched new zealand standing rib rack from the finest lamb you have. 
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[ColdJ]

Here you go, All put together into a nice soup for you.

Waiter, Beef and Veg for me thanks.

[AlamoVampire]

Heres soylent green

waiter! Class this joint up with some rachmoninov

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[ColdJ]

There you go, The Piano Guys doing Rachmoninov.

Waiter, a soup tango please.

[AlamoVampire]

@AlamoVampire

Waiter! Can you get us some motzart next?

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[AlamoVampire]

Sir we couldnt find Mozart, but we found some Tchaikovsky.

waiter! Some coffee with grey poupon.

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[kerbiloid]

Coffee with poop on? With all our respect to our customers, maybe the restaurant at the other side of the street can serve you more properly than our simple diner?

Hey, sirs! Who ordered mozart? We have fresh motzarella!

Battender! Two pints of fresh blood, please.

[AlamoVampire]

<a vampire appears> gimme dat! You dont drink blood.

waiter! A chalice for my blood!

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[ColdJ]

Here, listen to this recording of "Hot Blooded" instead.

Waiter, do you still serve soup?

[TwoCalories]

We had a health inspection and were forced to take our famous soup temporarily off the menu. The customers complained about finding extremely arbitrary and dangerous items in it.

Waiter, I ordered a grilled cheese, but there are onions in it, thereby making it an onion melt.

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[AlamoVampire]

Sir here is your options midi

waiter! Id like to get SVIÐ

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[ColdJ]

There is a clinic down the road that can help you with that.

Waiter, will there be a floor show?

[kerbiloid]

Yes, the the very, very tall building.

Bantender! Ban'em all!

[ColdJ]

No need to throw a bantrem.

Waiter, a cup of soup 42 please.

[kerbiloid]

Take your Cup, you have won it.

Soupender! A glass of Campbell Tomato Blood Mary, please.

[ColdJ]

Here you go, soup we can do.

Waitress, what is the forecast of the weather in my soup?