Akagi Posted January 26, 2022 Share Posted January 26, 2022 There is no Pepsi or Sprite. They are all dead. C: W, what is life? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 26, 2022 Share Posted January 26, 2022 Yes, what is. Waiter! A parrot in carrot, please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akagi Posted January 26, 2022 Share Posted January 26, 2022 Sorry, we only have carrots in parrots. W: C, why is this soup cold? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 26, 2022 Share Posted January 26, 2022 Because it's cooler than the previous one. Waiter! TEA! And TEB. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted January 26, 2022 Share Posted January 26, 2022 Waiter: Sorry, that other waiter is gone now. They tried to sniff soft drink and the bubbles got up their nose. Customer. What soup is available today? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 26, 2022 Share Posted January 26, 2022 Today you can order any soup on your choice. Anyway we have only onions. Waiter! Please, pizza without cheese. I want something thinner to joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal Productions Posted January 26, 2022 Share Posted January 26, 2022 Sure, here's paper. Thinner? Paper thin enough for you? And the pizza? It's in the paper, finely printed, color ink. Waiter! There are no puns on my soup! You told me I will have a ton of eggs-itement on the puns! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted January 29, 2022 Share Posted January 29, 2022 Waiter: Eggscuse me but there were eggcegent circumstances. Customer: I know I wanted Lamb but why is there a Shepherd in my soup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal Productions Posted January 29, 2022 Share Posted January 29, 2022 Because the shepherd took care of the lamb! The lamb is not on your soup! Pay us for the lamb. Waiter! Why is there a bed in here? Is your wife going to sleep here or something? This isn't Floor Is Lava!* Spoiler *reference to Netflix's Floor Is Lava show, one episode has a bed rotating 6 times a minute above lava Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted January 29, 2022 Share Posted January 29, 2022 Waiter: Because of that one episode in "Community" when the floor was lava. Customer: Why is this soup so hot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal Productions Posted January 29, 2022 Share Posted January 29, 2022 Because it has top-notch cosmetic tools. Why is my soup already boiling?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted January 29, 2022 Share Posted January 29, 2022 Waiter: Because we accidentally dropped it on the floor, and the floor is lava. Customer: Is this Game of Bowls? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal Productions Posted January 29, 2022 Share Posted January 29, 2022 No. It's Bowl-ing. Do you have any extra spices for my soup? I need extra flavor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted January 29, 2022 Share Posted January 29, 2022 Waiter: Yes, but it turns out that "Han Solo, A Star Wars Story" turned into unstable ship fuel. Customer: Still waiting for some soup here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal Productions Posted January 29, 2022 Share Posted January 29, 2022 Here's a whole turkey while we cook your special soup I heard Selena Gomez's blood is in here. Is it true? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted January 29, 2022 Share Posted January 29, 2022 Waiter: Err, I ain't touching that, your free to go, exit is down the hall to the left. (Minecraft Witch encounter video by Slamacow) Customer: This is beet flavoured I think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal Productions Posted January 29, 2022 Share Posted January 29, 2022 Yes, we put beet. Special soup, right? We also put some artichoke there. And sea urchin! Waiter! Why is my soup changing colours? One moment it's red, another moment it's purple, then it's black, then yellow, then the gradient like the Lover album. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted January 29, 2022 Share Posted January 29, 2022 Waiter: Minecraft introduced "Glow Squids". This is Squid Ink soup. Customer:This restaurant is really busy. I can't seem to get time to finish my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 29, 2022 Share Posted January 29, 2022 The reastaurant is designed for business, so it's busy. Waiter! I'm waiting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal Productions Posted January 29, 2022 Share Posted January 29, 2022 Take my job, then! Here are all the manuals and FAQs for you to get started. Tell that infuriating manager I'm off to see my wife and kids. Waiter! This bowl is a whole aquarium! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 29, 2022 Share Posted January 29, 2022 Because you are a lobster. Waiter! A duckduckgo with Apples, please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted January 29, 2022 Share Posted January 29, 2022 Waiter: Sorry, but the DuckDuck went and took the apples with it. Customer: There is a rumour that you have actual soup somewhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 29, 2022 Share Posted January 29, 2022 Yes, but it is acting without breaks, so we had to freeze it. Waiter! A fresh pizza with yesterday pizza remains. So, like your diner got used to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nazalassa Posted January 30, 2022 Share Posted January 30, 2022 You're on Moho, right? Theleftovers are all rotten now. Waiter, why is this post the 24th of the page 35? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted January 30, 2022 Share Posted January 30, 2022 (edited) Waiter: Sorry but 1 is the loneliest number because you threw it away from page 135. Customer: I thought this was a Soupery, not a Library? Edited January 30, 2022 by ColdJ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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